Well, my brother is married. I just found out about 20 minutes ago. They went to the court house....I found out about it through Facebook. How wonderful.
I'm not upset he got married at the court house....couldn't care less actually. I'm upset b/c he DIDN'T tell me and I had to find out through facebook....and I was, apparently, the LAST family member to know he got married.
My Mom asked my brother if he wanted her to tell me or if he wanted to tell me himself. So, my brother said, no you tell her. My Mom called but I didn't know my cell rang (forgot to turn it off of silent after work) So, here I am 30 minutes later after her call, logging on to FB to take care of My Zoo and beat some people up in Mob Wars

and lo and behold what do my wandering eyes see? A photo album from my brother entitled "Wedding" with him and my now SIL in the court house! To say that I was most shocked was a complete understatement!!
This is how he announces his marriage (on Facebook no less) this is a direct quote, "Went to the Town Court today with a girlfriend, left with a wife. WTF?"