SareBear
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37 weeks and went 'shopping', inverted commas are there as I came across a few fundamental problems which stopped me actually participating in the act of 'shopping'.
1) The loo. I was at Westfield Centre Derby for 1 hr. I frequented the loo 3X, the last one was just because all the comfy chairs were taken and I needed a sit down
2) I went to get some green eye shadow - thought I'd funk myself up a bit. Couldn't decide on which shade of green. Pregnancy brain hit big time! Ended up with grotbags green hands because I'd tested soooo much. any way, finally made a rediculous decision (called Pixi Green) and asked lady if they had any wipes to clean tester stuff off. NO! seriously girls, I nearly blubbered on her. WTF? Crying because of no wipes?
3) all the summer clothing is coming in and there's the cutest dresses out. I was looking at them in my old size then i suddenly realised 'DILLUSIONAL'.
Did an about turn and went to the RED HERRING maternity section. Looks ok if you want to wear binliners for tops and skinny jeans (just to make your arse look fatter). Bugger me, I know they're fashion, but being preggers doesn't mean everyone else has gone blind!
4) Back pain. OMG! Paid for some supersize pants at Marks and the lady said, 'these r on buy 1 get 1 1/2 price'. I was shattered. 'No Thanks' was my response until she offered to get some for me! Lazy cow - I said yes please.
Returning to the car, I saw a man with an empty wheel chair. You really don't know how close I was to copping a ride to the car
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1) The loo. I was at Westfield Centre Derby for 1 hr. I frequented the loo 3X, the last one was just because all the comfy chairs were taken and I needed a sit down
2) I went to get some green eye shadow - thought I'd funk myself up a bit. Couldn't decide on which shade of green. Pregnancy brain hit big time! Ended up with grotbags green hands because I'd tested soooo much. any way, finally made a rediculous decision (called Pixi Green) and asked lady if they had any wipes to clean tester stuff off. NO! seriously girls, I nearly blubbered on her. WTF? Crying because of no wipes?
3) all the summer clothing is coming in and there's the cutest dresses out. I was looking at them in my old size then i suddenly realised 'DILLUSIONAL'.
Did an about turn and went to the RED HERRING maternity section. Looks ok if you want to wear binliners for tops and skinny jeans (just to make your arse look fatter). Bugger me, I know they're fashion, but being preggers doesn't mean everyone else has gone blind!
4) Back pain. OMG! Paid for some supersize pants at Marks and the lady said, 'these r on buy 1 get 1 1/2 price'. I was shattered. 'No Thanks' was my response until she offered to get some for me! Lazy cow - I said yes please.
Returning to the car, I saw a man with an empty wheel chair. You really don't know how close I was to copping a ride to the car
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