I will do girls
No labour yet, just tons of twinges, tons of pressure and still nesting like mad, but I've still got just under 14 hours, lmao! If it's gonna happen today, the more time that passes means the shorter the labour...as long as it's not too short.
I've had a chat with Layne and The Powers That Be (that means the universe in general), and we've agreed that full blown labour can kick in sometime between 4 and 5pm, we'll go to the hospital around 7/8pm, I'll be about 5 or 6cm dilated when we get there, get on the gas and air and he'll be born around 10/11pm, totally au naturale and with no stitches. OH will cry and think I'm the most amazing human being in the universe, I'll give a speech and accept flowers and well wishes from everyone, and Layne will latch on to the breast effortlessly and painlessly before sleeping all night. My foof will also shrink back to virginal proportions within a week and I'll suddenly wake up with no babyweight, no jelly belly but still retaining my fantabulous pregnant boobs.
Do understand that I am 95% taking the piss out of myself, but 2.5% secretly hoping it DOES happen (well, at least the giving birth part) and 2.5% knowing full well it probably won't, so I won't be disappointed!