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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
 
I don't know If I should laugh or slap you for that joke :dohh:

lmao x
 
what vegetable should you not take on to a boat ???

A leak :)
 
What did Adam say the day before Christmas ??
Its Christmas, Eve
 
What's the most popular wine at christmas?

"Do i have to eat my brussel sprouts?"

Boom Boom!
 
what do you get if you cross a camel and a cow ???

lumpy milkshake :)


Another one from my cracker, so yes it is a christmas joke :) lol
 
Why doesn't father christmas have any children of his own?
He only comes once a year and that's down the chimney!
 
How do you tell the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?........

Snowballs!
 
What did one snowman say to the other ??

Can you smell carrot
 
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