Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-a-like contest and won!
Chandler: Ross came fourth and cried!
Ross: You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half pure evil!
Ross: We were on a break!
Chandler: Oh my God! If you say that one more time, I'M going to break up with you!
*Emerging from the bathroom together after Ross and Emily's fight*
Chandler: That was pretty intense, huh?
Joey: Yeah. Hey, I hope Ross didn't think that we just went in there because we were uncomfortable being out here.
Chandler: I hope he did!
Ross: I'm sorry your husband cheated on you.
Rachel: I'm sorry your wife is gay. I guess women aren't so great either.
Ross: Try telling my wife that.
I loved Friends! XD