Come on "friends" fans post ur fav quotes

[myasmumma]

Ross- "Your money's mine, Green."
Rachael- "Your fly's open, Gellar!!"

 

[~RedLily~]

Chandler: My dad slept with Mr. Gribaldi.
Monica: Who's Mr. Gribaldi?
Chandler: DOES IT MATTER?

 

[~RedLily~]

Love this one
Charles Bing: Hello, Nora.
Nora Bing: Hello, Charles.
Charles Bing: Well, it's nice to see all of you. Although we are seeing a bit too much of some. Aren't you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Nora Bing: Don't you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that!

 

[Bubble Girl]

"Jurassic Park could happen"

 

[jambobabe]

major shampoo explosion!!!!!!!!!!!

why do bad things happen to good people

love it!!!

 

[~RedLily~]

Rachel: How about for a girl, Rain?
Ross: Rain? "Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln and my dress is made out of wheat."
Phoebe: I know her!

Sorry for taking over a bit

 

[blondey]

I watched the one with Ross' sofa earlier.

Ross; 'I want a sofa that says kids welcome, but that also says *sexy voice* come here to me...'

PivotPivotPivotPIVOT PIVOT PIVOT

Ross 'I'd like to return this sofa because it's cut in half, I'm reasonable and would take store credit'

 

[myasmumma]

Phoebe:If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

 

[dani_tinks]

Joey doesn't share fooooooooooood!

 

[lepaskilf]

Rachael to Ross: It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!!!

Chandler: I knew it!

 

[lepaskilf]

Ross: What does err Casy want?

Chandler: I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance, make a little love and pretty much get down tonight!

 

[meldmac]

From my favourite episode:

Phoebe:He's her lobster

I just love that episode and the bit at the end where she walks over and kisses him awwwwww

I love this scene too!

 

[Lubbird]

'There's something wrong with the left phalange!'

 

[Fascination]

Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-a-like contest and won!
Chandler: Ross came fourth and cried!

Ross: You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half pure evil!

Ross: We were on a break!
Chandler: Oh my God! If you say that one more time, I'M going to break up with you!

*Emerging from the bathroom together after Ross and Emily's fight*
Chandler: That was pretty intense, huh?
Joey: Yeah. Hey, I hope Ross didn't think that we just went in there because we were uncomfortable being out here.
Chandler: I hope he did!

Ross: I'm sorry your husband cheated on you.
Rachel: I'm sorry your wife is gay. I guess women aren't so great either.
Ross: Try telling my wife that.

I loved Friends! XD