Dear Tech Support

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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower
and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as .
Romance 9.5 and . Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as

. NBA 5.0,
. NFL 3.0 and
. UFC 4.1

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
entire system.

*Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail*

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.


DEAR DESPERATE,

First, you must always keep in mind of the following:

. Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while . Husband 1.0 is an
operating system. Please enter the following command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed,
Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

*Please note the following: The Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will
download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta!*

Second, Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually
seize control of all your system resources.)

Third, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program.
These are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0 indefinitely.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is an outstanding program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. I suggest that you
consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance such
as Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie & stilettos 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support
 

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