Omg zig! I literally had that same moment Friday morning, except my hubbs squats down after sex. He says he can't get a straight stream going after that, lol. Then he farted too, bug I was in the shower already, so kind of trapped. I literally thought I was gonna toss it in the shower. That's not the first time that's happened and it always pisses me off. He of course laughs...but when he's squatting he always checks to see if I'm looking at him and then yells at me to stop, so I guess he's getting me back. I know he hates it when I stare at him peeing, and I only do it cause it gets under his skin...weirdo, lol!