Disco Derail! - TTCAL/PAL Discussion and Support!

[jenny25]

well i have just spoken to paul and we are going to have a practice run of the home insemination too see how it goes eek kinda nervous lol any tips to shake those hips

 

[heart tree]

Good night Lucy. Maybe you'll dream about Lindt Natos.

I wish it were time for bed. I want this Monday to be over with! It's only 3:30 here <insert temper tantrum>

The only redeeming factor of this day is that it brings me one day closer to ovulation.

Do you think Lindt Nato would come in a dark chocolate version? I love dark chocolate!

 

[Megg33k]

If you're using a syringe/plunger thingy... just put it in as far as you can and squirt! No biggie. Its the way we did Conceive Plus before BDing!

 

[Megg33k]

I would hope she'd be dark chocolate!

 

[heart tree]

I would probably start with her head too! Not sure why, but it just seems right.

Jenny, how are you going to do it? Are you going to have him deposit his sample into a cup? And then are you going to use a needless syringe to squirt it inside of you?

If so, draw it into the syringe slowly, then tap it so the air bubbles rise to the top, then push the air bubbles out.

Then, insert the syringe as deep as you can. You want it as close to the cervix as possible. Push the syringe plunger very slowly. If you do it too quickly, all the semen will squirt out of you. Then just lie there with your hips elevated and maybe give yourself an orgasm if you can. That's it! You're done!

 

[jenny25]

well i done it and i found it very weird , i found that the syringe was slightly on the small side i only had a new oral one i used preseed and managed to o but i think more came out than in so i dont think i would do it that way again i got 4ml of swimmers too but i dont think it worked well for me xxx

 

[heart tree]

I had a hard time finding needless syringes that were long enough. I ordered some off of Amazon. They were longer than the oral ones, but not by much. You might want to try doing it with a soft cup instead. You have him deposit the sperm into the soft cup, then you put the soft cup inside you and give yourself an orgasm. None of it will leak out.

 

[jenny25]

thanks hun i have a softcup here or the uk version is mooncup so i dont know if its the same lol xxx

 

[heart tree]

They aren't the same. Moon cups are a lot deeper and are more solid. The soft cup is called the Instead Soft Cup. I know that girls in the UK have gotten them. They are much more shallow, which means his swimmers won't get trapped in the cup. The material is like a thin plastic and can move around. I can't really describe it, you'll just have to see it for yourself LOL!

If you use the cup, after you insert it, you should move the thin plastic stuff around your cervix, just to make sure the swimmers are getting to the place they need to go.

This sure is messy business, isn't it? Why can't we just get pregnant from a long hug?

 

[Megg33k]

I have LOADS of needless syringes... What size do you want? I think I could post them overseas!

 

[jenny25]

lol thanks megg something like the same length as a tampon the ones with the applicator would be ideal i bet you in 2 days time my chart will show that i ovulated sods law aint it who knows ach well xx

 

[Megg33k]

Hmm... What size do you have now? They should say at the bottom by the plunger.

 

[jenny25]

its a 5ml one xx

 

[Megg33k]

Ooh.. I think mine are all 3ml now that I'm looking! Never mind me. LOL I thought I had a good idea for a second!

 

[jenny25]

lol thank you my lovely anyway you know see the sex part i feel as if its getting into the routine part again its like its become more of a chore rather than do it as you feel its making me hate sex now and dont want it x

 

[heart tree]

But wait Megg, what I've found is that a lot of them are short and squat. What we're looking for are long ones. They don't have to hold a lot, they just need to be long. Online, they recommended using one that is 4 inches long or longer. I've had a hell of a time finding some that long, even if they are 10mls. Can you measure yours?

 

[yogi77]

You ladies are hilarious... I just had a 3 hour nap, woops!! I didn't want to screw up my schedule, I hope I sleep tonight!

Just want to say I fully support a dark Lindt bunny.

 

[heart tree]

you mean a dark Lindt Nato!

 

[jenny25]

lmfao ha ha ha lindt is lovely though after eating a few i start to feel sick ha ha ha

yogi did you get my add of fb ?

you know i have a confession , see how my fertility appointment is next month and some places dont treat people as its done on the nhs so i need to stop and i need your help guys ive smoked for 13 years and i have stopped before thats cause i had glandular fever but i think im gonna fine it hard even though i wanted to stop and i know i have to because i want the treatment so bad xxx

 

[heart tree]

Jenny, I've never smoked, so I don't know how to tell you to stop. But I know there are lots of girls on here who smoke. Hopefully they can give you some suggestions.