Only thing about DH that smells is his feet!!! Bleugh!! And he keeps winding me up and putting them next to me on the sofa. Think he finds it funny....won't be so funny when I puke all over him but he might learn a lesson!
For our wedding aniversary I gave him a voucher book of sexual favour. DH pulls out one for um.............. oral attention. I gave him such a look and asked if a barf covered peenie was high on his wish list.