OK, here is TMI... prepare yourselves.
I am not scheduled to ovulate for approximately 6 days (at least per my ticker, ferility friend, My Days calendar, etc).
I had what looked like... snot... in my undies. Literally it looked like I blew my nose in them (ugghhh... so sick!). It was realllllly stretchy(it stretched like, at least 3 inches), but it was also like, yellow-whitish (think snot here people), but thick and sticky. It did NOT look fertile to me. It was really thick. And no, I do not have an infection, it's all good in the hood down there.
The question is: what. the. hell. was. that.?