To answer the earlier question about maids: TOTALLY WISH I HAD HIRED ONE.
But my MIL did a nice scrub-down of a lot of the area while she watched my dog during my hospital stay, so that was a relief. The house was a mess when I went into labor, since we were obviously not prepared!
So, just an update from a much happier me - Chris came home and found me crying with Aria in the bed, but we had visitors coming after dinner so we didn't get to talk until they left. He patiently let me cry it out and then said that he had paid close attention during my final session with the LC at the hospital, and that he felt he could help.
Side by side, we sat on the bed and he steadied Aria and helped keep her awake while I kept the shield tight on my boob with one hand and helped massage my boob with the other - alternating with stroking her cheek. After some coaxing and rearranging our system, we got her to suckle multiple times on each breast, both with and without the shield! It was much better progress than she has ever made, so that was awesome.
The only downside is that we think I have mastitis, so I have to go to the doctor tomorrow.
But well, whatever. Things could be a lot worse. I'm just elated that my 'session' with Chris went well, and he's helping me in an hour to do it again to show my mom what needs to be done. She said she'd help me with it every 2 hours to get Aria into the rhythm - and then I can pump afterward. I was stoked - after the session, I got 50 ML from my boobs; 10 more than my last max! But I was just reading and I need to lay off the boob I think might be infected, because I don't want to damage the tissue. So I have to cut back on it for now, I guess? Hopefully they can get me in tomorrow morning ASAP so I can get looked at and boom.
As for tongue tied, as far as I can tell from looking myself, she's not. But I will ask Saturday for them to check.
And the LC never did the weighing thing, because Aria literally wouldn't suckle for more than a few seconds and was barely getting any colostrum. I'm going to see how this new system goes, praying for some success, but if it doesn't work, I'm ringing the LC and asking for her advice. Since there's a fee involved (and I hear it's hefty... ugh...) I'm holding off on that until I hear from LLL and see if we can continue to have success with Aria.
ANYWAY. Thank again to you all for your support. I feel bad hogging up our boards with my moaning today. TOMORROW is going to be a friggin' better day.