Hey, it's one thing for you to insult yourself, a whole 'nother for him to chime in! My DH loves the curves but almost got a slap when he wasn't paying attention massaging me the other day. He's a terrible masseuse and started pounding my spine, um there's no muscle there buddie. Then when I screamed owch he laughed. I told him if he hurts me and especially laughs like that when I'm in labor I'm going to rip his eyes out. His smirk wiped off pretty fast.
I feel old stiff and it's hard to move & eat. Not long now ladies.