I'm loving this thread, thank you so much for posting it, I've tears running down my face from laughing which makes a nice change...
(well, the stabbing one maybe not, that's a bit brutal! Poor you, hope they get a bit nicer for you soon, maybe just them angry preggo hormones getting the better of you, better it happens in your dreams than yelling at him in real life!)
When I was pregnant with my DD, I had a crazy dream that when she was born, she was shaped like a big round bubble, with just wee hands and feet sticking out, a bit like a blown-up rubber glove, but with a cute wee baby face! I told hubbie so we started referring to the bump as "bubble" and we still often call her that even now. (she's 7, she hasn't protested yet...)
We're now TTC No.2 and I'm in the 2WW, so don't know if I am prego or not but have been having the maddest dreams ever this last week:
I was in a huge mansion as I had won an auction on Trademe (NZ's version kind of like ebay) for some furniture for a really low price and when I got there I was gobsmacked as it was exquisite and clearly worth a mint. I opened a drawer and found a secret drawer at each side of it, containing a wee upside-down statue, supposedly to ward off some spirit or something! Too wierd! (maybe to ward off the witch, hehe) Then it turned into one of these mammoth dreams where you're wandering for hours and everything keeps changing, but all the while I was delighted with myself for getting such treasure.
The last ridiculous one I had was a couple of nights ago where my daughter's guinea-pig could speak! (waving his little paws about and gesticulating and everything) He was saying everything was a bit scary and much bigger than him and I was explaining that there were no predators in the house for him to worry about (I had him inside, for some reason), and then set about showing him all the ones to watch for outside but reassuring him that we wouldn't let anything get him! Interpret that if you will! I think the only interpretation is that I've lost the plot, really.
No baby dreams yet though, had one about testing but that's hardly surprising, given the current obsession.
Keep them coming, this is the best entertainment ever, taking my mind off the 2WW brilliantly!