mummyosborne
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I really like this! What do you girls think?
Yes, Ill marry you, my dear, and heres the reason why; So I can push you out of bed when the baby starts to cry, and if we hear a knocking and its creepy and its late, I hand you the torch you see, and you investigate.
Yes Ill marry you, my dear, you may not apprehend it, but when the tumble-drier goes its you that has to mend it. You have to face the neighbour should our Labrador attack him, and if a drunkard fondles me its you that has to whack him.
Yes, Ill marry you, youre virile and youre lean, my house is like a pigsty you can help to keep it clean. That tasty little dinner which you served by candlelight, as I do chipolatas, you can cook it every night!
Its you who has to work the drill and put up curtain track, and when i am in a mood its you who gets the flak. i do see great advantages, but none of them for you, and so before you see the light, I do, I do, I do.
Yes, Ill marry you, my dear, and heres the reason why; So I can push you out of bed when the baby starts to cry, and if we hear a knocking and its creepy and its late, I hand you the torch you see, and you investigate.
Yes Ill marry you, my dear, you may not apprehend it, but when the tumble-drier goes its you that has to mend it. You have to face the neighbour should our Labrador attack him, and if a drunkard fondles me its you that has to whack him.
Yes, Ill marry you, youre virile and youre lean, my house is like a pigsty you can help to keep it clean. That tasty little dinner which you served by candlelight, as I do chipolatas, you can cook it every night!
Its you who has to work the drill and put up curtain track, and when i am in a mood its you who gets the flak. i do see great advantages, but none of them for you, and so before you see the light, I do, I do, I do.
