Hollyoaks

[~RedLily~]

It was Justin and Calvin for me

 

[sapphire1]

I could bloody kill you lot. I have been sitting at the outlaws, pmsl, and have had to explain to my FIL what I'm laughing at

Ooh I loved a bit of Calvin. I like Dodger too, I had a pic from his Heat's torso of the week pinned up on my living room wall Nobody can beat the mighty BB though, even if his bush is a bit overgrown for my liking

 

[~RedLily~]

How could I forget Dodger!? I love him!

 

[AP]

Still can't get over Scoobys mummy's poem. I texted it to my mate but refused to divulge where it came from I don't share Bnb with me mates

Keep it coming

 

[Scoobys mummy]

That'll be £96.57 madam!!!

 

[AP]

Worth paying for!!!western Union ?

 

[AP]

I just found this emoticon on my iPhone and got terribly amused

 

[sapphire1]

^^ I love that!

 

[Scoobys mummy]

Nee naw nee naw nee naw.....they're coming to take us away haha,they're coming to take us away!!!

 

[AP]

Yeah Emmett just phoned them ^^^ cause I just tweeted the pic to him

 

[Scoobys mummy]

I think we are beyond help,
We've all gone slightly mad,
All over brendan Brady,
Yes it seems a little sad,

But you normal people would understand,
Our obsession with the stars,
If all you had to do all day,
Was change little ones stinky arse!

And mop up pee and vomit and food,
And tidy up toys and crap,
And the only man you see all day is mr tumble,
Who I'd personally love to slap!

So give us this day our half an hour,
when the clock shall chime at seven,
And let us sail away to fantasy land,
And a little double b heaven!!!

 

[AP]

Just legendary

 

[~RedLily~]

Love it!

 

[sapphire1]

Scoobys Mummy, I love you

 

[~RedLily~]

Spoiler

Sinead is going to have a one night stand

Stood up by Bart, Sinead drowns her sorrows and catches the eye of Rob, Liam, Jono, Rhys and Darren.

So who do we think it's going to be?

 

[AP]

I hope it's one of the first three, the last are married :/

 

[~RedLily~]

Spoiler

It'll probably be Rob, he seems to be the village rebound guy

Darren is going to ask Nancy for a divorce apparently

 

[sapphire1]

Spoiler

It will be one of the married ones, it wouldn't be a juicy enough storyline otherwise. I vote Darren, Rhys has been adulterous already. Who is Liam anyway?? My brain has fogged over with BB overload.

 

[fairyflowers]

I recon darren

 

[Amber4]

Actually weeing at these poems just ace x