Stephie 25
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> How do you decide who to marry? (Written by kids)
> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports,
> she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and
> dip coming.
> -- Alan, age 10
>
> No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God
> decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck
> with...
> -- Kristen, age 10
>
> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
> -- Camille, age 10
>
> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
> same kids.
> -- Derrick, age 8
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> Both don't want any more kids
> -- Lori, age 8
>
> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
> other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough...
> -- Lynnette, age 8
>
> On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them
> interested enough to go for a second date.
> -- Martin , age 10 (isn't he ready for the world of dating?)
>
> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
> I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and
> make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
> -- Craig, age 9
>
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> When they're rich.
> -- Pam, age 7
>
> The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
> -- Curt, age 7
>
> The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and
> have kids with them... It's the right thing to do.
> -- Howard, age 8
>
> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
> clean up after them.
> -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
>
> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
> -- Kelvin, age 8 (I like this kid)
>
> And the #1 Favorite is ...
>
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
> -- Ricky, age 10 (He'll be married forever)
> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports,
> she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and
> dip coming.
> -- Alan, age 10
>
> No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God
> decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck
> with...
> -- Kristen, age 10
>
> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
> -- Camille, age 10
>
> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
> same kids.
> -- Derrick, age 8
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> Both don't want any more kids
> -- Lori, age 8
>
> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
> other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough...
> -- Lynnette, age 8
>
> On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them
> interested enough to go for a second date.
> -- Martin , age 10 (isn't he ready for the world of dating?)
>
> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
> I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and
> make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
> -- Craig, age 9
>
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> When they're rich.
> -- Pam, age 7
>
> The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
> -- Curt, age 7
>
> The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and
> have kids with them... It's the right thing to do.
> -- Howard, age 8
>
> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
> clean up after them.
> -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
>
> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
> -- Kelvin, age 8 (I like this kid)
>
> And the #1 Favorite is ...
>
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
> -- Ricky, age 10 (He'll be married forever)
cute!
