I hate her...

[JViti]

ive been having back spasms lately, probably from getting slammed in every which way, I mean some of these positions they make me do...damn...lol. So anyway, I went to doc and I got muscle relaxers to throw into the mix!! Holy sedation. The screen is jumbling right now. Holy $hit...I THINK IM HIGH!!! yahoo!!! just need a few whiskey shots and we got this!

 

[Bkrispy]

Sounds like we are off to a good start

 

[SweetPotatoPi]

Nobody could ask for a better start than this .

 

[SweetPotatoPi]

^^^ Indeed, mayhaps seven nightly penises isn't what the good Lord intended . BUT he does work in mysterious ways my friend so keep workin' that nightly gang bang .

 

[Bkrispy]

No jail for hubby WOOHOO! He will be having weekly UA's though. So no Drugs for Hubs. I'm so glad!
He was in prison last winter, and I hate being without him. I almost lost my mind. What a crazy life I lead.

 

[JViti]

So yesterday I ad to sober up and go to my docs appt that I have been waiting for FOREVER!!!

He was amazing. He is gunna try and get my IVF covered, he said it shouldnt be a problem. He put me on Metformin for the PCOS. And we seem to have a plan of action going. About EFFING time! I see him again on January 17 to get blood tests to see how my body is handling the metformin, and then well no whats next!! LETS HOPE WE CAN START IVF PROCESS!!!

 

[SweetPotatoPi]

Woohoo! Awesome update Jenn! So happy that things are movin' in the right direction now . Take that responsibility and sobriety, ha!

 

[JViti]

yay thats exciting! How long have u been TTC??

P.S. See, I told you drugs, sex, and alcohol were the key!!!

 

[SweetPotatoPi]

Whomp! Awesome becky! Got my everything crossed for ya girly . Good old debauchery .

 

[JViti]

take a digital or post the pic of the line test!!! well let ya no!!!

BTW, if you are preggo, give us all your extra unused drugs (if ya got any!) and we want your men too!!! One of them may be lucky!!!

 

[Sparkle_13]

Haha this was a funny thread to pop into on the last page without reading all the other first I could tell you were joking but it was still pretty funny to read without reading the other posts first hehe

After reading back a few pages I can totally relate to how you ladies feel. There was this horrible story all over the news here in Australia last week about this family of about 40 found in a remote bush area who had been inbreeding for the last 4 generations all starting from a brother and sister. Most of them had terrible mental and physical disabilities. It just makes me sick to my stomach and it makes me so mad at the injustice that they can even get pregnant in the first place like this.

Anyway I'm sorry if that story upset anyone (it certainly does me, every time I hear it). I just felt I had to share as I was relating exactly to what you were all saying. Hope you don't mind me popping in

Also congrats becky xx

 

[JViti]

There she be. A blood test will confirm the 27th. My temperature spiked again this morning which I see as a good sign. My prayers now are 1) that it really is a BFP and not some cruel chemical joke my body is playing on me and 2) that it sticks. Thank you ladies for all your support and shared needles. If the blood test supports BFP I'll send the men and drugs your way.

oh yeah baby, thats a BFP!!!! yay!!! I hope its a sticky bean!!! Let us know and keep us updated!!!

 

[JViti]

Haha this was a funny thread to pop into on the last page without reading all the other first I could tell you were joking but it was still pretty funny to read without reading the other posts first hehe

After reading back a few pages I can totally relate to how you ladies feel. There was this horrible story all over the news here in Australia last week about this family of about 40 found in a remote bush area who had been inbreeding for the last 4 generations all starting from a brother and sister. Most of them had terrible mental and physical disabilities. It just makes me sick to my stomach and it makes me so mad at the injustice that they can even get pregnant in the first place like this.

Anyway I'm sorry if that story upset anyone (it certainly does me, every time I hear it). I just felt I had to share as I was relating exactly to what you were all saying. Hope you don't mind me popping in

Also congrats becky xx

Its definitely upsetting, but dont be sorry for posting. It just goes to show you how horrible some people really are...

and dude, thats a lot of kids!! Well, if our drugs, alcohol, and gangbang binges dont work, at least its good to know we can still inbreed...I dont have a brother tho...if any of you ladies have a brother, can I borrow him? And pretend hes mine????

I cant believe we did all this irresponsible stuff, and never ONCE considered inbreeding!!! Whats wrong with us????

 

[Bkrispy]

Inbreeding...
I don't know I may want to draw the line there. I have 4 half brothers and a full brother spread around the country that you all can just HAVE. Your's ... take em.

CONGRATS BECKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's a strong positive if I've ever seen one! I didn't expect our plans to work so quickly. Now send your drugs to the rest of us! LOL!

 

[SweetPotatoPi]

That's one sweet BFP becky! So excited for you and sending you super extra mega strength crazy glue doll! Totally stalking your journey!

Wow Sparkle, that's horrible . There's really no end to how far people go. I wonder if they even understood how detrimental what they were doing is?!

I'm with Bkrispy on this one Jenn, inbreeding's my limit! Bring on the freebasing though .

 

[Sparkle_13]

and dude, thats a lot of kids!!

Haha there wasn't 40 kids, it was a multigenerational family of 40 that started with a brother and sister who had kids together, then their kids had kids together and with the parents too and then it all just continued on down the line and everyone was related to everyone else. If you think you can bear it here is a story about it but I warn you it is even worse than I've described

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/r...iet-country-town/story-fnixwvgh-1226780575248

I'm with you guys gimme the drugs, guess its worth a try... Do I want to know what freebasing is though... Eeek not sure I do, it it drug or sex related...

Xxx

 

[JViti]

yeah maybe inbreeding is going too far...i think we'll stick with the gangbangs and drugs. But I'm telling ya, those drugs, sex, and alcohol must be working...Becky got her BFP...one down, a few more to go!!! send us your baby "dust"...u no, the white kind lol

 

[Napua17]

My husband is my step cousin, does that count as working both plans together???? *lol*

 

[SweetPotatoPi]

My husband is my step cousin, does that count as working both plans together???? *lol*

Now that's how you maximize your multi-tasking fer-tile debauchery Napua!

Blood test will confirm the 27th. If the test detects the drugs I can rest assured that my child won't be taken away, because I have yet to see that. After confirmation of a little bean I'll send the dust immediately. You can ring in the New Year with it. I'm afraid I finished all the tar and nicotine infused moonshine though.

Damn, I was looking forward to that nicoshine . Ah well, I'll be lookin' for the dust 'cause I just know your confirm will be pure fabulousness. The liquors told me so!

 

[SweetPotatoPi]

And the liquors know everything. Clearly that's been evidenced in a short amount of time.

Yerp! I think it's a population control conspiracy to keep our numbers down, telling us that promiscuity and alcohol and drug abuse are bad for us. Clearly not!