I hate her...

[Bkrispy]

I vote the dog babysit. While we all cook some fertile meth in the basement who needs jobs when you have a meth recipe? With the amount of pills allowed per month between us all, we could make some bank
Then we sell it all, and use the money to buy more ingredients and some good heroin.
We will mix that with our nicotine and tar , and share a fifth of moonshine while we all pass around the needle. Rinse and repeat. before you know it there will be so many kids upstairs we won't know whose is whose.
Which is ok, they will think they are puppies by the time we've noticed. Dogs make fantastic mothers. I learned that from Peter Pan

 

[SweetPotatoPi]

I vote the dog babysit. While we all cook some fertile meth in the basement who needs jobs when you have a meth recipe? With the amount of pills allowed per month between us all, we could make some bank
Then we sell it all, and use the money to buy more ingredients and some good heroin.
We will mix that with our nicotine and tar , and share a fifth of moonshine while we all pass around the needle. Rinse and repeat. before you know it there will be so many kids upstairs we won't know whose is whose.
Which is ok, they will think they are puppies by the time we've noticed. Dogs make fantastic mothers. I learned that from Peter Pan

Holy hell, this! Whomp, I think we've got The Plan ladies! Nice teamwork girls .

 

[JViti]

I cant believe its taken us this long to realize the secret to infertility!! I mean, we are gunna be sooo fertile, we'll make the Duggars look flimsy!!!

this....is....gunna....be....so....awesome!!!!!!

 

[SweetPotatoPi]

Ya know, if you got the right connections in prison crack snorting, heroin shooting, moonshine drinking, and ecstasy shooting may actually become easier to do! *sings mighty fertility song*

 

[Bkrispy]

MUAHAHAHAHAH BECKY THAT'S OUR THREAD ANTHEM!
Effin Awesome!

 

[JViti]

The mighty fertility song that's to the tune of Glory Glory Hallelujah right?

Glory, glory my fertility.
Is improved by shooting ecstasy.
I can't believe I was so blind to see,
that drugs and alcohol are the key.

This...is...amazing!!!!!

 

[SweetPotatoPi]

The mighty fertility song that's to the tune of Glory Glory Hallelujah right?

Glory, glory my fertility.
Is improved by shooting ecstasy.
I can't believe I was so blind to see,
that drugs and alcohol are the key.

*snort*cough*sputter* The awsomeness of this brought a tear to my eye .

 

[Napua17]

I leave and come back and everyone is on herion and drunk!!!


***What did I miss???***

 

[SweetPotatoPi]

I leave and come back and everyone is on herion and drunk!!!


***What did I miss???***

Girrrrrl, you're missing eeeerythang! Better jump on in the debauchery! Ultra fer-tile debauchery!

 

[Napua17]

OMGosh you all are just what I need today!!!!

 

[Bkrispy]

We are ALL anyone needs. Couldn't handle much more...

 

[Napua17]

Yea....NO one could handle MORE!!! Hahaha!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!

 

[Bkrispy]

Hey ladies...
B- Krispy. Extra krispy... Not just fried

New signature?
maaaayyyybbeeeee.

 

[JViti]

<shoots the heroin>
I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and ummm high and ultra fertile!!
And I pity, and girl wh isnt high tonight!!
Oh sorry ladies, g2g, my gangbang group is here...and I hear one of them is HIV positive, and the other 3 have herpes and gonorrhea and hepatitis. Cant wait to screw this lovely cocktail...haha get it...COCKtail??? BAHAHAHAHA Oh no, I hope I dont get pregnant!! I dont want kids!! but condoms are for sissies!!

 

[Napua17]

you are KILLING me at work here!!!! *lol*

 

[JViti]

We welcome all (with a few requirements).
1. Irresponsibility is key. Please make drugs and/or (preferably and) alcohol a part of your daily routine.
2.You can't give a rat's ass about any venereal diseases (rather you must graciously welcome them into your life and put yourself in situations where you're more likely to acquire them).
3. The infertility theme song must be memorized and sang on a daily (twice daily if you're feeling up to it) basis.

No initiation fees or hazing. Doesn't get much better than that.

There are no initiation fees, but we definitely wont say no to drugs if ya got them!!!!

 

[SweetPotatoPi]

<shoots the heroin>
I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and ummm high and ultra fertile!!
And I pity, and girl wh isnt high tonight!!
Oh sorry ladies, g2g, my gangbang group is here...and I hear one of them is HIV positive, and the other 3 have herpes and gonorrhea and hepatitis. Cant wait to screw this lovely cocktail...haha get it...COCKtail??? BAHAHAHAHA Oh no, I hope I dont get pregnant!! I dont want kids!! but condoms are for sissies!!

I almost did a genuine freakin' spit-take right here

 

[Bkrispy]

Why not?
My husband is likely going to jail today ( i'm serious... it's a long story)
The fertile thing to do would definitely be go sleep with as many guys as I can while he isn't around.
Yep, it's the fertile way.

 

[SweetPotatoPi]

Why not?
My husband is likely going to jail today ( i'm serious... it's a long story)
The fertile thing to do would definitely be go sleep with as many guys as I can while he isn't around.
Yep, it's the fertile way.

Damnit, they always go and do something to get themselves caught up don't they?

 

[Bkrispy]

Tell me about it! He's a great guy- but can't seem to stay out of trouble. When people judge.. well
I put it to my brother like this...
Imagine if you got caught everytime you did something illegal? That's my husbands luck.

I don't get punished by the law. I get it from Karma.. and I think I am paying it forward. LOL
So I think I'm good to go for this sex and drug binge