LOL

[ONoez2010]

i read this on some website, I don't know if this person is joking or not but this is funny XD

im 15 and a half years old.my boyfriend and
i have a long distance relationship.the thing
is that i dont go out much or near any
guy,but when i kissed my boyfriend the last
time,like 9 months ago,i had a pen in my
hand and i held his penis.a few days
ago,when i was really missing him,i took out
that pen for the first time and i kissed it and
held it for some time.i dont go near any
males but still this is happening to me.i think
its possible that some of my boyfriend's
sperm got on that pen and when i took it
out i may have gotten pregnant due to that
old or preserved sperm.please help me out
cause i dont understand if im really
pregnant or not cause i dont wanna be
pregnant but if i am,i dont wanna have some
unknown guy's kid,i really hope and pray
that its my boyfriend's.please help me out
here cause ive got a lot of pregnancy signs.

.. thats some powerful sperm he has

 

[rjb]

Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol

 

[AirForceWife7]

 

[FayDanielle]

Oh my actual freaking god.

 

[Callie-xoxox]

My god!

 

[Kians_Mummy]

Seriously!!!!!

 

[x__amour]

I literally have no words.

 

[Nervousmomtob]

This is the best thing I have ever read!!

 

[amygwen]

OMG

 

[xgem27x]

There is no smiley to express how much I just laughed

 

[xforuiholdonx]

wow. Girls these days.

 

[QuintinsMommy]

 

[~RedLily~]

 

[JLFKJS]

I seriously hope shes trollin lol

 

[missZOEEx]

Oh God.

 

[QuintinsMommy]

I seriously hope shes trollin lol

same

 

[10.11.12]

HAHAHA oh God...to be 15 again and to think you could get pregnant from holding a pen with possible sperm on it.

 

[ONoez2010]

Lol yeah me too I hope she's kidding otherwise that's just sad XD

 

[M.e.j.b02-17]

Lol.

 

[Burchy314]

There is no smiley to express how much I just laughed

EXACTLY THIS! I just died of laughter hahaha