Make A Wish; But At A Price?

Granted, but the stylist can only do hairdos from the 80s.

I wish I could have a sweet and healthy puppy <3
(OH wont let me get a puppy yet *pout*)
 
Granted, but the puppy will tear your house apart and ruin everything.

I wish I had the money to buy a house!
 
Granted, but the house will be very dirty and undecorated.
I wish i was a tiger =]
 
granted! but ur gonna get really bad sunstroke and end up in hospital!

i wish i could get a new job that pays loads of money and never need to worry about bills!
 
Granted but you'll have to to work 80 hours a week!

I wish that I could finally get to a bnb meet without cancelling at the last minute!
 
granted but no1 will turn up!!!

i wish i could drive!
 
Granted but the vehicle youre driving will always break down and cost you loads in repairs.

I wish life was easy.
 
Granted, but everything else will be hard.

I wish i could go into labour right now :)
 
Granted but you will do a big smelly pooh at the same time! :p

I wish for a dominoes pizza to open in my little town.
 
Granted but the price of pizza will double.

I wish I could go to sleep......
 
Granted but you will forever have nightmares!

I wish i could win the lotto...
 
granted but your bank details get cloned and all your money is stolen

I wish my house was clean and tidy..
 
Granted, but you will be forever dirty.

I wish I could tone my tummy...
 
Granted: but you must take my also with you ...lols i love to fly too.

I wish i could see Niagara falls
 
Granted but you fall over the edge and the shock makes you blind forever. :S

I wish I was in a hot country
 
Granted but you get bitten by mosquito's.

I wish i could have a free shopping spree at mothercare!
 
but then you leave all your bags on the bus on the way home!

I wish i could have a new car...
 
granted but it will be stolen and set on fire

I wish my cold would go away
 
Granted but then your nose falls off :rofl:

I wish i could get past level six in super mario :blush:
 

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