Make A Wish; But At A Price?

Granted but it will be way out of date

I wish things would be simple for once
 
Granted, but you don't like the flavour.

I wish I could go to Spain!!
 
Granted, but it rains the whole time.

I wish it'd stop raining here!!
 
Granted, but it would start snowing instead :smug:

I wish I could order in really good Lasagna.
 
Granted, but it's cold when it gets there.

I wish my brother and his friend would go out so they wouldn't bug me.
 
Granted but when they come back they'll bug you twice as much

I wish I had someone here to cuddle :(
 
Granted, but they would stink!

I wish I could go to Hawaii.
 
Granted, but they never come back. (feel mean :blush:)

I wish I could go to bed.
 
Granted, but Caitlyn wakes you up after an hour.

I wish men got periods instead.
 
Granted, but you get a penis, along with pre-ejactulation issues :lol:

I wish I could sleep all night for once
 
Granted but you still get PMT which is twice as bad

I wish I had some sweeties :)
 
Granted, but you get a cavity.

I wish my OH would get his arse over here! :)
 
Granted, but he'd stay for only 5 minutes.

I wish I had the energy to wash the inside of my fridge!
 
Granted, but then you must eat all of the spoiled food you find in your fridge.

I wish I had super powers.... :D
 
Granted, everytime you use them, something goes horribly wrong!

I wish Santa Claus existed!!
 
Granted, but he would forget to bring the presents with him

I wish i can shop and don't have to pay....lol
 
granted but only in a mens only store...

i wish i had strawberrys mmmmm and whip cream
 
Granted, but you have to eat them off a nasty fat man's body ;) Bow chicka wow wow!!

I wish tomorrow was going to be a nice day!
 
Granted, but you have to eat them off a nasty fat man's body ;) Bow chicka wow wow!!

I wish tomorrow was going to be a nice day!

i think i :sick: alittle bit

Granted but its night all day long....

I wish my cat would stop running around like a banchee(sp?)
 
Granted, but he'd/she'd become fully paralyzed. (so I take it you prefer she run around? lol)

I wish my feet were smaller :blush:
 

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