Make A Wish; But At A Price?

Granted, you ate a whole chocolate cake instead though.

I wish I was engaged!!!
 
Granted, but there would be only silver rings available on the planet...lol

I wish I don't have to clean the house and it always stays clean
 
Granted, but everything else in your life would be a mess.



I wish i could sleep..
 
Granted, but you will have a bad dream and it will wake you up

I wish its not soooooooooo hot here
 
Granted, you get 3 feet of snow instead (and you don't own a shovel or winter jacket I bet bahaha)

I wish babies came potty trained.
 
Granted, but they would poop all day long (no i don';t have winter jacket ha ha )

I wish I own a luxury cruise
 
granted but it would sink

I wish I didnt have a pile of ironing a mile high
 
Granted, but you have to stay naked 24hr,lol

I wish baby poop don't smell so bad
 
granted but the puke would stink!

I wish I was slimmer
 
granted but no clothes would fit right

i wish i had spot free skin
 
granted but you would have warty skin instead

I wish I didn't feel yucky today
 
Granted, but you'd feel yucky forever after!

I wish I could afford to go to the Zoo today!
 
granted but its all you can afford forever more

i wish i had eggs for brekkie!!
 
Granted but you'd get food poisoning!

I wish I could be arsed to diet!
 
Granted but you would lose to much weight and nothing would ever fit you right

I wish I could have a big bowl of soup brought to me by a butler :lol:
 
Granted, but you'd be in bed due to a musle eating illness and never be able to get out of bed and get your own soup ever again!

I wish I could be arsed to take al lthe batteries out noisey toys!
 
granted but you will lose the batteries and Caitlyn will scream the place down because you broke all her toys

I wish it was really rainy out so I didn't feel bad for staying in bed
 
Granted, but it would be so hot you'd get sunstroke INSIDE!

I wish it was Wednesday..
 
granted but it will be the only day the weather is terrible

I wish i could fly
 
Granted but you'd be scared of heights!

I wish I was a fish..
 

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