Mayhem Babies! May 2011 mummies and babies

[new_to_ttc]

I opened door to my postman other day, PJ bottoms, bra, and baby attached to boob - needless to say he offered to sign for my parcel lol

Hope it wasnt anything serious

 

[Wiggler]

It was this areas local policeman just checking in to see if we are OK after all the problems we have had with the neighbors, he gave me a contact number for him and an email addy and said to contact him if they kicked off again.

I was just tidying my bookcase and found the cup of tea that OH made me yesterday, at least I think it was tea... It was a disgusting congealed mess I have popped in the kitchen for OH to deal with when he gets home, I nearly vommed just moving it, my poor tummy couldn't cope with seeing it go down the sink

Hmm, I think its too hot for me to be stuck in the kitchen making dinner when OH gets home, he can cook dinner and I can keep the kids occupied while I finish off the housework. He won't mind too much, he kicks ass at making roasts

 

[new_to_ttc]

I'm not sure what we having for dinner tonight, Joshua has a karate competition so we going to be out late tonight

Awwww Robson just gone out of the tennis, was enjoying that match!

 

[mummy3]

Aww Milos seems like Milo is going through a similar thing to Ruaridh, my guy has had his evaluation though and we get the actual diagnosis next week. Awesome that they get all the help so early though My guy talks well, he's 3 though, how old is Milo? Ruaridh has issues with obsessions, routine and other people.

Soph, I dont have a wrist thing but does sound like you have some carpal tunnel going on.

Wild Happy birthday hun

Wiggler, dont know how you can function after being up so late!

New snacks are good, we gotlots of snacks last night. Currently trying some new crisps that are TGI fridays mozzeralla stick flavor

Lol at all the flashing going on

Good luck to Joshua!

 

[new_to_ttc]

I think Joshua and I have just beaten a recorded at how quick we can wind each other up Literally just walked through the door from school.. mum can i have something to eat, yes. Mum can I go to the park, no its raining, can I go to the garden then, no its raining, can I have a pepsi, no you have karate tonight you cant have any fizzy drinks, *slams kitchen door*.. mutter cant have anything tonight, mum can I go on my DS, no Joshua, how about you tidy your bedroom, *slams lounge door.. stomps up stairs* This is going to take ages, i shout after him who's fault is that, Mine comes back the shout, well then, have fun, see you in ages. oops! lol Mum in bad books!

 

[mummy3]

We get a lot of that in our house, I think my about to turn 7 year old is about to turn 17.

 

[Wiggler]

Grr, I don't know whats up with me today, I'm more hungry than I was when I was preggers, I had a HUGE roast dinner earlier followed by a HUGE portion on cauliflower cheese and I'm still hungry

Dylan was so good today so I thought I would treat him to a nice ice lolly... BIG mistake, he turned into the hyper child from hell, I have no idea what they put into the refreshers lollies but he isn't have any more!

 

[Wudluvanuva1]

Hey ladies

Really hope Eilidh puts on lots of weight to avoid the stomach tube hun xxx

I have a sleeping daddy & Livi sat next to me had her weighed yesterday she's now 10lb14oz x

 

[wild2011]

luca was weighed yesterday, in 7 days hes put 1lb 1/2 oz on lmfao

 

[new_to_ttc]

Oh we very quiet in here!!

OH and I did something we havent done in AGES... stayed up all night talking about crap (online) and watching the same crap on TV guessing what happens next etc it was such a good idea last night with boys boys asleep and we both awake, hmmmmmm only I had to wake for morning feeds he doesnt pmsl oops!

Also had to have a serious chat with Joshua this morning, something kicked off at karate last night, obviously my gobby child was the centre and sole cause of it! He swears black is black he didnt do what he is accused of, and in all honesty if he did do it its not serious (a boy was kicked out of the competition in round 1 - as were a handful of kids, apparently Joshua laughed at him because he got through, but the parent has blown an almight gasket! I dont know if she is over reacting because she was upset her boy didnt get through or what but it seriously got heated and messy) Anyways Joshua swears he didnt do it, but then I heard that one before too lol Tell me this phase doesnt last long lol He has never been any trouble before, and all Ive had since september is complaints of him being a pain, sly, lying, bullying arghhhhhhh think Im getting double load because we didnt have any terrible 2s with him lol

Whats everyones plans for today?

 

[new_to_ttc]

Oh nice gain Luca!! Hope you is all well xx

 

[wild2011]

aww hun

im in quite alot of pain, still only 2 very teeny poops since having Luca, and no urge to go ive been put on lactulose, ande numerous other lax's but none doing anything, ive bloated out to what i was pre delivery, its seriously painful and if i dont go by tomorrow night, they are taking me in for xrays and possible removal job i dont want to leave Luca, so please send me lots of clearout vibes . xx

 

[wild2011]

thankyou hun, he's a luvly 9lb 4.5oz now me thinks his newborn babygrows may only fit one more time lol, though the outfits without feet in like dungarees etc may fit for ages yet, ies long and doesnt fill out with widths of ne thing

 

[new_to_ttc]

Wow Luca is almost the same weight as George lol

I hope you manage to go soon hun. Neck the lactulose, or go get some castor oil *shudders at the thought* lol

 

[wild2011]

im taking ti every hour, supposed to be 9 times a day for severe cases but i really dont want to need to be sliced and diced

 

[wild2011]

luca has over taken my friends 6 week old baby he's now 5oz heavier

 

[Wiggler]

Wild - Thats brilliant well done Luca!! Sending lots of poopie vibes your way

new - Eek! I hope he settles down soon

Dylan is being awful today Screaming, kicking, throwing his toys, demanding food, drink and just being a general monster OH is working too so I can't even go hide in the bedroom for half an hour. Dylan didn't sleep very well last night so I think its cos of that but ARGH! I want today to hurry up and be over. 7hrs 20mins til bedtime

 

[new_to_ttc]

he's a little chunk! hope the lactulose starts working!

Im banging my head here with Joshua. This thing at karate is blowing way out of proportion, but its Joshua's lying I cant cope with. He claims he doesnt remember taking the p*ss out of this boy, and this morning he was so upset |i was inclined to believe him. But having spoke to someone who was there (and who is Joshuas closest friend at karate) he said that Joshua did remark a mean comment to this other lad. So i asked Joshua again, told him we had now spoke to the other child that was sat there, did Joshua want to rethink what happened and tell me the truth and he is sobbing again swearing a spade is a spade, he doesnt remember saying anything. Ive told him to go sit on the stairs until he does remember what happened, but now I run the risk he'll either sit there all day (and he is stubborn) or he'll admit to it, when he didnt actually do it just to get it finished with! I really dont care that he laughed at the other boy, i mean thats just kids being kids, he'll get told but end of, its lying I cant abide, and I cant tell if he is lying or not! Ive told him loads of times he isnt going to get a row, Im only going to be upset if the truth comes out and Joshua is found to be lying, Ive promised him no shouting, once the truth is out that will be it, I'll deal with the parent but he wont need to talk about it again... yet he still claims he doesnt remember laughing or saying anything (apparently he said 'oh boo whoo you got knocked out'.. he's a tyke!)

 

[Wiggler]

Well Dylan has calmed down now, I had to confiscate nearly all of his toys and OH had to tell him off as well before he realised we weren't joking around Bethany has been a little sweetie as always

Bethany has been trying to suck her fingers so I offered her the boobie, she didn't want it so I tried to give her the dummy, the cheeky madam flashed me a grin then clamped her mounth shut I took the dummy away and she is sucking her fingers again, she is going to be a cheeky monkey like Dylan I think

 

[new_to_ttc]

Enjoy it while it lasts, they go from monkeys to pains in a blink of an eye