Mayhem Babies! May 2011 mummies and babies

Shower sex... no way, we would have to have the light on :rofl: My idea of good sex is telling OH to shove a condom on and be as quick as possible :rofl: I prefer cuddles and talking lol
 
its not very natural and smooth is it lol condoms should be banned :rofl:
 
omg :rofl: cuddles and talking are lovely, but jeepers they not hot sex are they lol
 
Here here ban condoms! :rofl:

Lol wiggler, very romantic!

I like the light on, get to perv more hahahaha
 
Have to agree with you new, I love the cuddles but only after the hot sex:haha:
 
Hehe, OH is a sweater, I don't like man sweat on me :rofl: and I get bored after 5 mins! :dohh:
 
Lol shower would help sweat too, maybe shower with light off and some candles?
 
Gawd no, candles produce light, my body is horrific as it is, without mood lighting to put shadows into all my rolls :rofl:
 
ha ha i loved it first time me and Oh were together, he didnt didnt turn the light off or try to go under the duvet we just lusted over each others body, Id never had such amazing sex ever! Its only ever got better too :)

wiggler you do make me chuckle, sex bores you :rofl: you should make it fun ;)
 
Pretty sure sex isn't meant to be boring..

Ok wiggler, maybe a flashlight aimed away from the shower, not enough light for mood but enough so you can safely reach the shower:flower:

New, DH is like that, he dont care if light on or off, duvet rarely used. Losing inhibitions always makes for a better time:blush: Now wheres wild, talk like this used to have her running!
 
Hi ladies-
very cute, Bizy- so much hair!!
congrats on the results you wanted, Mummy

As far as contraception goes- anyone on the mini pill? It doesn't have any estrogen. I just got a prescription for it and took the first one today. I'm kinda nervous about having the extra hormone while breastfeeding, but the doctor assured me it was fine.
 
pmsl regretting that McD run lol... george is unsettled now :rofl: that'll teach me, tasted lush though lol

lol Luca is only 1 week old, Wild might not be ready for this talk yet :haha:
 
Lol, if I have sex in my shower do we use the shower chair or not, my shower is designed for people in wheelchairs :dohh:

OH has just pissed me off again, my pelvis is still really sore so loading/unloading the washing machine kills, he left a load of washing in there and didn't dry it and had a go at me cos I didn't do it. I really miss the sweet caring guy he used to be before the neighbors turned into crazies. He gave me a kiss before work this morning, the first random kiss he has given in me 6 months+ and then said it was so I "wouldn't moan about not ever getting kisses without asking" :(
 
My friend is on the mini pill., totally safe for BFing hun :hugs: Im a bit nervous of relying on it for contraception though pmsl although got to be safer than the current method of oops.. oh well... lol
 
I took the mini pill after my son, had to stop when I discovered was pregnant on it :rofl: It was pretty good side effect wise but gave me even more headaches.

New, might have to get me a burger..

24:thumbup:

Thinking about it the best contraception for me was actually ttc:wacko:

Wiggler, use could be made of the shower seat:winkwink: Aww your OH was being so sweet till he said it was to stop you asking:dohh:
 
Oh dear i really did unsettle George drat! lol He'll sleep on me but wont go back down lol

oh now see, pregnant on the mini pill? So not going down that route lol
 
I hear about how sweet and lovely your OHs are and it makes me feel down, it seems like mine will do almost anything not to spend time with me :cry:
 
aww wiggler hun, im sure we all have moments were we not so rosey with our OHs, I hope you guys get through this phase soon and you get your sweet OH. Could your mum not stay at yours so you and OH can go out on a date night? Try rekindle the spark xxx
 
Nope, her house would literally fall apart without her there. I think Dylan and Bethany will stay over there overnight in a month or two so me and OH can have a wonderful night out, we haven't been out for the night since I was preggers with Dylan. I try to sort out lovely nights in, a nice film and a nice meal, but it's not working. I know he still loves me, he tells me occasionally, but i wish he would just spend some time with me, I am so lonely :(
 

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