Well, it seems that this past week I've had horseshoes up my arse:
1- Thursday I dropped my car keys down a sewer grate when I stopped to get kleenex on my way to work. Fudge. LUCKILY -> dad's girlfriend was at his place, AND there were a spare set of car keys there for her to bring me.
2 - Friday I lost my necklace, the first piece of jewelry my husband got me and I haven't taken it off since I got it 2 years ago. LUCKILY -> my students organized a search party and found it in the school year 5 days later!
3 - The board of education I work for has declared most first year teachers redundant. Meaning thanks for coming out this year, so sad we have no job for you next year. They decided who went jobless by drawing names from a bucket. LUCKILY -> my name stayed in he bucket
4 - Saturday the parking meter ate my credit card. DH and I stopped on our way to Niagara Falls in a small town for lunch. No one around to help, no number to call. This was also the credit card I needed to confirm our reservations at the hotel we were to be staying at. LUCKILY -> after 5 minutes of standing and swearing, the machine decided it wasn't that hungry after all and spit it out.
So, if last week is any indicator of my luck lately, there better damn well be two lines the next time I poas!!!!!!