TV: "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of lake Minnetonka?"
Chapelle Show
TV: "Just because you shot Jesse James, don't make you Jesse James."
Breaking Bad
TV: "I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else."
Bob's Burgers
Music: "Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more"
Pink
TV: "Stop telling me about my own culture!"
Big Bang Theory
Movie: "That vest was disgusting..."
Mean Girls
TV: "we're young, rich, and full of sugar....what do we do?"
The Simpsons
TV: "The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword"
Game of Thrones
TV: "i like my money where i can see it....hanging in my closet!"
Sex and the City
TV: "Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I dunno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make."
The Office
Movie: "its a glow in the dark compass ring...so you dont get lost"
Big
TV: 'I'm not proposing to you to keep you here, or because I'm afraid I'm going to lose you. I'm proposing because I can't imagine my life without you.'
Castle
Song: "She's Saying That's Ok
Hey Baby Do What You Please
I Have The Stuff That You Want
I Am The Thing That You Need"
Michael Jackson/Dirty Diana
TV: "im my father's daughter...and sorta his son"
Modern Family
Movie: "This is some classy shit...
I want to apologize. I'm not even confident on which end that came out of."
Bridesmaids
Movie: 'You cannot marry a man you just met'
Frozen
TV: "Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a “T” on it?"
Arrested Development ("A cross?" "Across from where?"
)
TV: "i declare this...the summer of george!"
Seinfeld
TV: " It had become the focus of everything. It was all I could feel, all I could think about. It blotted out the rest of my face, the rest of my life. Like the zit had become… the truth about me."
My So-Called Life