Ridley!!!!!! He's SO scrummy and changed so much. Awwwwwwwww!!! Are you going to find out what you're having this time?
My mum seriously pissed me off last night. Mum and dad have been on holiday for 3 weeks, they came back on the weekend and came to us for dinner last night. They came over for dinner last night and I was ready to punch my mum in the face after about 10 minutes. She has zero sensitivity. I showed her the baby scan photo's and came to the picture where it shows the willy and it says on it "it's a boy" only mum didn't have her glasses on so I had to tell her what it says and she reacts as if I've told her I'm dying of cancer. There was a total stunned silence and then she says, and I quote "Are you bothered" She actually said that. Yes mum I am and what I was thinking of doing now you are all here is asking if you could all pick me up by my ankles and hurl me down the stairs to see if I can't get rid of this baby because I'm so upset about the fact that it has a willy. Am I bothered??????? Of course I'm not fucking bothered.
5 mins thru my door and she is already updating me on my brother and SIL. I don't talk to him because I don't give a shit about his la la land and what goes on in it. And one of the best things about mum and dad being on hols is that I don't get to constantly hear about what they are doing. Mum said that they had bought a hot tub with their wedding money and it's coming next week. I said I know, when he told me what they were spending the money on I felt like asking for my contribution back. THAT shut her up and for the rest of the night I didn't hear a peep about them.
Oh and then dad asked us about names, we started telling them about names that we had thought about but aren't having. I banned any names that end in "er" as I don't want 2 the same and likewise, banned all names ending in "s" as it turns our surname Kidd in to Skidd. Mum didn't hesitate to say "don't like that, really don't like that, don't like that at all" to one of the names. AND YOU WONDER WHY WE DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS NAMES WITH YOU??????? This is EXACTLY what you did last time around, it pissed me off then and it definitely pisses me off now. Jesus christ I wanted to throw dinner over her head and tell her to get the fuck out of my house.
Rant over. Here's a couple of my little dude having his first 99 ice cream, which as you can tell he insisted on holding himself, and one of him trying on a new hat in mothercare. Love the hat, but he'd never keep it on!
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