Hello! I'm another Emily

I'm just over 18 stone - about 253lb (a UK size 20-22) - and I want to get pregnant but my periods are all over the place, and have been for years. I started getting them at 11 and they were fine, went on the combined pill (Cilest) at 16, came off for just over a year when I was 19 and was very irregular. I began using the mini-pill (Cerazette) and came off that in December last year when I was 23. My periods since then have been as follows:
16th March - 7 days, heavy, bright red (sorry for the TMI!).
15th May - 6 days, reasonably light, dark red.
8th June - 3 days, brownish discharge.
27th September - 7 days, heavy, bright red.
I don't know what is going on any more - I bought a thermometer to try and temp but since I was on holiday until the beginning of October, I haven't bothered starting this cycle.
Last week I had some shooting pains in my right breast and a bit of an ache in my left, and the ache has continued on and off since then, in both. They generally don't hurt, just feel a bit odd! I've never really noticed this before, but since my periods are infrequent I wondered if maybe I just hadn't paid attention. I've also got a bit of a weird feeling in my lower abdomen - I wonder if I'm due on again soon... I've tried to BD more this month, but I had some EWCM at the start of this week and my partner hasn't been feeling well (man 'flu) so I missed that. I had it for a few days so don't know if it was just my body playing tricks anyway lol...
As you can see, I'm not very in tune with my body! I have convinced myself I won't ever get pregnant, but all I seem to dream about lately is babies...

It doesn't help when I'm a nursery nurse!
Anywayyyy... I've caught up with all the other posts on this thread, and feel like I've got to know you all already haha

Good luck everyone, hope you get pregnant soon
