Questions you just cant answer

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  1. Reedy

    Reedy Outnumbered x

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    Just had this in an e-mail & thought it was quite funny

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

    Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

    Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

    What is the speed of darkness?

    Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

    Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics?

    If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

    Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


    Did you ever stop and wonder......

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
    these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

    Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'

    Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

    Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !

    If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Stop singing and read on.......

    Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

    Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

     
  2. enigma

    enigma mum of 3 nearly 4.

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    :rofl:Classics and all so true (yes i sang the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle, just to check:blush:)
     
  3. destiny27

    destiny27 Well-Known Member

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    lol me too

    and everyone knows pushing the button on the elevator makes it come faster :rofl:
     
  4. luvbunsazzle

    luvbunsazzle Mummy to Rosie

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    Why dont sheep shrink when it rains?

    Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the tube?
     
  5. Elli21

    Elli21 Well-Known Member

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    :rofl: great! I actually started singing...:blush:
     
  6. Luhweez

    Luhweez Guest

    Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?:blush:

    toast burnt to near enough charcoal was my craving...it was so good..
     
  7. Luhweez

    Luhweez Guest

    If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    testing??? :o lol
     
  8. katix333

    katix333 Mom of 3

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    testical popped into my head :dohh: xxx
     
  9. Chris77

    Chris77 Mommy to PJ and Gavin

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    I LOVE it!! Thanks for sharing! xx
     
  10. sam's mum

    sam's mum mum of two gorgeous boys

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    :rofl: Me too :rofl:
     
  11. HannahGraceee

    HannahGraceee *Hanny Spammy*

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    Lol Ive got one kinda - describe nothing, impossible to answerrr :)
     
  12. momandpeanut

    momandpeanut Well-Known Member

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    hehe i got testical to !!!

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  13. o0oCharlieo0o

    o0oCharlieo0o Well-Known Member

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    LOL!! they are great!
     
  14. LilFlower08

    LilFlower08 Me, Si and Our Kitten..

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    Loved that!! was fantastic nd i think there should be a sticky thread of questions we post that pop up in our lifes that puzzle us and cant be answered...

    Ive got loads but cant think on the blimming spot...

    And testical :rofl: x
     
  15. ryder

    ryder Mum to Jasmine & Peyton

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    lmao... those are funny
     
  16. charliebear

    charliebear Mum to AJ & Pumpkin

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    :rofl: I was singing too!!!
     
  17. missjacey44

    missjacey44 Jacey & Baby Tye

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    :rofl::rofl: i actually started singing in my head aswell, just to check!!


    Great thread. So funny :rofl:
     
  18. nikky0907

    nikky0907 Well-Known Member

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    :rofl: :rofl: I also sang Twinkle,twinkle!
     
  19. Amanda

    Amanda Mum of 3

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    Brilliant.:rofl:
     

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