Spiders in delivery suite

[I<3paul]

It's September! September is like all the spiders say let's go on holiday! I fancy sarah's bath, nah we went there last year. What about on the ceiling just above her head when she's about to go to sleep? And just for fun let's take big norm, he's always a laugh.

I don't know why we thought it was a good idea to try for a baby that could possibly be due in September!! Now I'm thinkng what if I'm in labour n all like ow this really hurts and then big norm suddenly appears on the wall and before I can tell the fiancé to get him, he's dissappeared? I'm not sure I can cope with that!!! Xx

 

[kellis]

eww they'd have trouble keeping me on the bed! I've seen so many big ones in my house lately, i hate the damn things!!

 

[Didz]

Here's my advice..........invest in a BB gun. ALWAYS fun to get rid of spiders......providing you have safety goggles and LO isn't in the room.

 

[tuesday]

I visited the labour ward the other day and I saw the BIGGEST moth I have ever seen It was as long as my finger...and its body was really fat and hairy...

 

[DivaSatanica]

LOL, I keep tarantulas as pets........

 

[choc]

I have had so many massive spiders in my flat lately, I am constantly paranoid! Have you heard that thing about putting conkers in your room???

 

[babytots]

Oh don't even say things like that! I thought the other day I was going to go into full blown labour thanks to a spider that had managed to find its way to my foot and I accidently squashed it on my foot *shudders* scared me so much I had one heck of a braxton hick lol.

I'm dreading giving birth and having any spiders or moths in the room with me so they best close the labour rooms windows lol. x

 

[I<3paul]

I visited the labour ward the other day and I saw the BIGGEST moth I have ever seen [/QUO


Haha when I was in labour with our little girl this big moth flew in and was flyin around the room n then havin a little dance attack on the floor. The midwife just ignored it and I was like OH MY GOD get that out (in my head, She made it awkward by ignoring it so I was trying to do the same but I really couldn't) as soon as she went out the room I made my fiancé catch it) Gross!!! Xx

 

[kellis]

I have had so many massive spiders in my flat lately, I am constantly paranoid! Have you heard that thing about putting conkers in your room???

I've got conkers in my house (i'll try anything lol) I can testify that they don't bloody work!

 

[Jenna700]

It's September! September is like all the spiders say let's go on holiday! I fancy sarah's bath, nah we went there last year. What about on the ceiling just above her head when she's about to go to sleep? And just for fun let's take big norm, he's always a laugh.

I don't know why we thought it was a good idea to try for a baby that could possibly be due in September!! Now I'm thinkng what if I'm in labour n all like ow this really hurts and then big norm suddenly appears on the wall and before I can tell the fiancé to get him, he's dissappeared? I'm not sure I can cope with that!!! Xx

that made me piss my self!!! (not literally)

i hope to god that doesnt happen to me

 

[I<3paul]

I have had so many massive spiders in my flat lately, I am constantly paranoid! Have you heard that thing about putting conkers in your room???

Oh yeah course I'm always Reading up on conked storage stories, you can't keep me away! Ha no are they meant to help with getting rid of spiders or do you just like conkers? xx

 

[Didz]

Try cloves. I don't know what it is about them but they hate them. I take too much joy in squishing spiders so if I'm in labor I'll probably end up embracing my sadistic side and pulling their legs off lol. I'm arachnophobia but they fascinate me all the same.

 

[choc]

So conkers don't ward them off then, but cloves do?

 

[Budsmummy]

i am really scared of spiders too so hate September

Also OT but can I just say every time I see your baby I think how cute she is

 

[Jenna700]

I have had so many massive spiders in my flat lately, I am constantly paranoid! Have you heard that thing about putting conkers in your room???

Oh yeah course I'm always Reading up on conked storage stories, you can't keep me away! Ha no are they meant to help with getting rid of spiders or do you just like conkers? xx

AGAIN!!! stop making me piss myself lol.....ur a funny girl!!

 

[I<3paul]

I have had so many massive spiders in my flat lately, I am constantly paranoid! Have you heard that thing about putting conkers in your room???

Try cloves. I don't know what it is about them but they hate them. I take too much joy in squishing spiders so if I'm in labor I'll probably end up embracing my sadistic side and pulling their legs off lol. I'm arachnophobia but they fascinate me all the same.

I can't kill them, partly through guilt and partly because I feel like the whole spider family might be watching and plot to get me in the night. If my lovely spider removing fiancé is not available I just put a glass over them until he is. It has to be a glass obv because then I can check they haven't escaped. Then I can never use that glass again tho which I hate and if someone else uses it il think in my head ooo that's the glass and you don't know! You're so naive. Xx

 

[I<3paul]

I have had so many massive spiders in my flat lately, I am constantly paranoid! Have you heard that thing about putting conkers in your room???

Oh yeah course I'm always Reading up on conked storage stories, you can't keep me away! Ha no are they meant to help with getting rid of spiders or do you just like conkers? xx

AGAIN!!! stop making me piss myself lol.....ur a funny girl!!

Haha jenna stop blaming your bladder control on me, if you need some plastic wrap round your chairs and bed don't be ashamed but atleast admit that it's a problem you have. The first step to overcoming wee problems is acceptance ;-) xxx

 

[Jenna700]

I have had so many massive spiders in my flat lately, I am constantly paranoid! Have you heard that thing about putting conkers in your room???

Try cloves. I don't know what it is about them but they hate them. I take too much joy in squishing spiders so if I'm in labor I'll probably end up embracing my sadistic side and pulling their legs off lol. I'm arachnophobia but they fascinate me all the same.

I can't kill them, partly through guilt and partly because I feel like the whole spider family might be watching and plot to get me in the night. If my lovely spider removing fiancé is not available I just put a glass over them until he is. It has to be a glass obv because then I can check they haven't escaped. Then I can never use that glass again tho which I hate and if someone else uses it il think in my head ooo that's the glass and you don't know! You're so naive. Xx

 

[Jenna700]

I have had so many massive spiders in my flat lately, I am constantly paranoid! Have you heard that thing about putting conkers in your room???

Oh yeah course I'm always Reading up on conked storage stories, you can't keep me away! Ha no are they meant to help with getting rid of spiders or do you just like conkers? xx

AGAIN!!! stop making me piss myself lol.....ur a funny girl!!

Haha jenna stop blaming your bladder control on me, if you need some plastic wrap round your chairs and bed don't be ashamed but atleast admit that it's a problem you have. The first step to overcoming wee problems is acceptance ;-) xxx

OH JESUS CHRIST.....For the love of god...stop it.....let me breathe lol

 

[I<3paul]

Ha ok you're putting too much pressure on me now, I can see how this going to end. I'm gonna write something and then sit back thinkng shhh she's gonna love this one and then you'll be expecting something hilarious n then be like...oh she's lost it and then just slowly move away hoping no one notices you've gone. It'l all end in tears it's just not fair, you're so tight xx