Spiders in delivery suite

[Jenna700]

WTF....i kind of understood that....but il let u know...that my cat looked at me weirdly for lol (literally laughing out loud) for the 10th time....so watever is was.....i found it funny!!

 

[I<3paul]

i am really scared of spiders too so hate September

Also OT but can I just say every time I see your baby I think how cute she is

Thanks, she's not my baby. I just found that picture. Ha she is really and she's sooooo gorgeous! She's 15 months old now. I say 'what does a cow do and she says brrrr.... Yep that's it clever girl.' I haven't got the heart to tell her. She can do woof woof and quack quack tho and she opens and closes her mouth for fishies haha it's sooo funny xxxx

 

[I<3paul]

WTF....i kind of understood that....but il let u know...that my cat looked at me weirdly for lol (literally laughing out loud) for the 10th time....so watever is was.....i found it funny!!

Haha jenna you're just pity laughing me now. Xx

 

[Jenna700]

thats it!!! im leaving this thread now.....pick on someone else with a weak bladder will u!!! lol

 

[I<3paul]

thats it!!! im leaving this thread now.....pick on someone else with a weak bladder will u!!! lol

Haha ok, try not to get too down about it. You just go to bed and have a nice wee. Night xxxx

 

[Nervous_1]

Just popping over from second tri, though I shall be joining you lovely ladies in a weeks time!

I am sooooo scared of the 8-legged beasties, and hadn't even thought about there being any in the delivery room! Now I'm thinking about it and I can't stop shaking in fear

Someone please reassure me that in December when my LO is born the damn things will have ended their holidays and be hidden away somewhere I can't see them!!

 

[ivy-pickle]

Scared sh*tless of sp*ders girls, cant even type the bloody word! Gona be having nightmares about them again after reading this!
I did have conkers all round the house, but my one year old liked the look of them and so they had to be removed!
I do however have 4 sp*der repleant plug in things, dotted around the house, i'll try anything to keep the gits out! so far so good!

 

[moomin_troll]

i was having a contraction when all of a sudden i saw a huge spider run to my clothes on the floor so i grabbed them n screamed while jumping on the bed, it was a tricky bugger n oh cudnt pick it up so he guided it out of the ward with a magazine.

all i cud here was mws screaming n one shouted "its ok hes in the army" i almost wet myself with laughter lol

 

[Didz]

I have had so many massive spiders in my flat lately, I am constantly paranoid! Have you heard that thing about putting conkers in your room???

Try cloves. I don't know what it is about them but they hate them. I take too much joy in squishing spiders so if I'm in labor I'll probably end up embracing my sadistic side and pulling their legs off lol. I'm arachnophobia but they fascinate me all the same.

I can't kill them, partly through guilt and partly because I feel like the whole spider family might be watching and plot to get me in the night. If my lovely spider removing fiancé is not available I just put a glass over them until he is. It has to be a glass obv because then I can check they haven't escaped. Then I can never use that glass again tho which I hate and if someone else uses it il think in my head ooo that's the glass and you don't know! You're so naive. Xx

haha the spider mafia will get you if you kill them. The only spider I know of that'll check where the other went is the black widow. Kill one and another will come along to see where it's gone. I think it's a scent they give off.
Have you ever seen Phil Jupitus' grades of spiders? It's hilarious.

 

[Fiore]

I visited the labour ward the other day and I saw the BIGGEST moth I have ever seen It was as long as my finger...and its body was really fat and hairy...

We get so many moths in our house and they SMELL MY FEAR and hunt me down! They're the size of bats round here too

I can't kill them, partly through guilt and partly because I feel like the whole spider family might be watching and plot to get me in the night. If my lovely spider removing fiancé is not available I just put a glass over them until he is. It has to be a glass obv because then I can check they haven't escaped. Then I can never use that glass again tho which I hate and if someone else uses it il think in my head ooo that's the glass and you don't know! You're so naive. Xx

I'm the spider saviour in this house and OH is the moth remover I know what you mean about squishing them! I'm so sure that for every bug we squish when we die we will have to live in their shoes and be squished ourselves Noooo thankyou! I always say sorry to snails I've trodden on by accident too lol xx

 

[xprincessx]

i went in for a presentation scan last friday on the induction ward and there was a massive one in the corner that nearly made me vomit!! can't stand them x

 

[Didz]

i went in for a presentation scan last friday on the induction ward and there was a massive one in the corner that nearly made me vomit!! can't stand them x

I know that feeling. I used to live in Bradford and the spiders in our house must have been on steroids or something. They'd give Vinnie Jones a run for his money. They were the same size as the top of a pint glass. My old house mate caught one once and showed it to me. I got that scared because you could hear it tapping the glass that I started heaving lol.