Team NMA -but pregnant!-

[MissAma]

Calling out to all you pessimists out there.

All you bitter lovelies, all you sarcastic mesdemoiselles, all you fed up beauties!

The POD Team proved it, there are many like us who can rather muster the "Bah" than the "Yay!", in particular after trying over and over again.

It's time we stopped feeling guilty and inferior for not producing the PMA the newbies can, heck for us, still trying and not running up and down the streets in the nude singing Yellow Submarine is all the sanity we can muster!

Last but not least let's face it, we've tried PMA, over and again, let's give in to our true tired-of-it nature and bitc* and moan about it to our heart's content

P.S. We promise to produce vast, shockingly, sickeningly vast amounts of PMA past 12 weeks!

https://www.familylobby.com/common/tt4738883fltt.gif - to use it, add / after the https bellow then paste that code into your signature
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[chocci]

haha, i vow to try and be as negative as i can, though i do struggle somtimes, but i was ultra positive for 1st ICSi and FET so perhaps downgrading the optimism is required haha x

 

[MissAma]

HA! Two of us now!

C'mon ladies, don't be shy, CareBear? Magic? Coffee? C'mon, I know you can do it! We can be as down and sure this is bolloc*s as we please here!

We're not discriminating either, if you're generally an incurable optimist with oodles of PMA you can take the plunge and start slow with say one cycle of NMA and see where it leads you. Heck, you'll try untested creams and capsules but not this?

 

[chocci]

Haha, i think this will be good actually, we can leave any hint of positivity in our journals, if we have a good day that is.....but on a bad day, we can come let rip in here!! haha x

 

[noddysgirl84]

Hey Ladies... As I have just started my 1st cycle of IVF I am going to keep with the PMA, Although if it all goes t*ts up I will be very happy to join you in about 6 weeks or so!!

XX

 

[chocci]

hehe, i am on cycle 2 and am flitting between positive and negative..... i must get off this wall at some point and choose good or evil x

 

[Coffee]

Oh i am PMSL here!!!!
I've always hated PMA... load of cr*p if you ask me!!! (Sorry for offending PMA-ers... what can i say? errrr... I just don't believe in it!!)

 

[CareBear]

Calling out to all you pessimists out there.

All you bitter lovelies, all you sarcastic mesdemoiselles, all you fed up beauties!

The POD Team proved it, there are many like us who can rather muster the "Bah" than the "Yay!", in particular after trying over and over again.

It's time we stopped feeling guilty and inferior for not producing the PMA the newbies can, heck for us, still trying and not running up and down the streets in the nude singing Yellow Submarine is all the sanity we can muster!

Last but not least let's face it, we've tried PMA, over and again, let's give in to our true tired-of-it nature and bitc* and moan about it to our heart's content

P.S. We promise to produce vast, shockingly, sickeningly vast amounts of PMA past 12 weeks!

https://www.familylobby.com/common/tt4738883fltt.gif - to use it, add / after the https bellow then paste that code into your signature
https:/www.familylobby.com/common/tt4738883fltt.gif

I'm here without a doubt!!! Hate PMA never gets you anywhere, only hard work does! Thing is I can't use the logo above as I am not going anywhere near IVF, me and DH are trying acupuncture from a chinese medicine place and will be giving clomid a final go for a couple of cycles.

 

[MissAma]

Top of the morning to you NMAers! Oh wait, I mean, average, bloody cold morning, innit?!?

Noddysgirl - we are too pessimistic to hope you'll be here so we think you won't join us

Cocci, do not falter and fail the cause in here! PMA belongs to your diary remember?!?

Coffee!!!!!! - I would do a happy dance but that would be inappropriate so to you Ma'am I shall say a wholehearted: WHAEVAH!

CareBear - sorry sweets I'm an idjit, here is one we can all wear!

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[chocci]

Its bloody shockingly shite morning here, 5 f**king inches more snow over night, hubby stuck on motorway on way to work, B*llocks* to PMA at this rate if it doesnt stop snowing i wont even get to the blo*dy clinic as its a 45 min drive!! So if anyone says ba*y f*cking dust to me, i may hunt them down and rip their heads off!!

Wow, feel much better now......... bo*llocks to you all hehe

 

[chocci]

Oh sorry but i cant fit the signature image on currently cos F*king B&B limits how much you can have on there to 8 F8cking lines and since i am a complete superstitiuos idiot i know feel i have to keep my 4 leaf clover banner or it wont work!! lol

 

[chocci]

I love being in a good mood...swearing is allowed right? haha

 

[MissAma]

I sure hope it's allowed!!!!

Just for the record, this is all bull! The bloody PMA-HPT I did didn't even bother to give me a proper evap! Something, anything! It all su*ks dönkey bälls and I am getting more and more silly by letting myself get hopeful since DUH as per usual nothing bloody works!!!!

Started the morning scrapping blöödy ice from the INSIDE of the car windows. I mean c'mon!!! Also, work is shite and I am unfocused and being on BnB IS NOT HELPING!!!

AND! Chocci has far too much snow for this to be positive!

 

[MissAma]

Heh the NMA fairy heard me and set me an evap afterall

https://www.babyandbump.com/pregnan...pma-nma-evap-if-ever-saw-one.html#post3992219

 

[chocci]

I never even get anything like an evap miss Amma but then i dont drive myself crackers testing before a missed period...........infact in 2.6 years i have only tested 7 times and 5 of them were during last FET!! haha But yeah defo looks like an evap to me, i will not wish you any baby dust or get excted for you in anyway as that is not in the nature of this thread as you know so just tell me if it develops right haha

 

[krissi]

I'm with you have no PMA left in me!!

 

[CareBear]

Loving the new logo will look at adding it to my siggy tonight as I'm at the end of my lunchbreak now. Keep up the NMA girls!

 

[MissAma]

Krissi! - Welcome! - Oh wait, too cheery... "okay then".

CareBear - I think you mean "down". Keeping it DOWN is what counts thankfully that is not hard what with the horrid weather, the lack of hope and perspective and the inability to get excited about anything from the thought of winning the lottery to that of getting a BFP (to compare exact same chances)

 

[peartree]

Hiya, I really like it here. No need to put on fake smile or happiness when all I want to say is B0llux! Please have room for one more!

 

[MissAma]

Peartree -the more the mer... oh wait. I mean "Sure, we don't care one way or another, it won't bloody get us pregnant, will it?!?"

There, I am getting the hang of this and loving it. Maybe I ought to do it all over. Can you imagine?

"Good morning boss, isn't it a lovely morning?!?"
"Ummm nope, it's shite, you're shite and your work lately has been shite. Thanks for playing!"

or even
"Oh honey, I bet you liked that!"
"Not particularly, it felt okay I guess but I wasn't really paying attention."