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Team NMA -but pregnant!-
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MissAma
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh thank you for that walk down memory lane! I remember them! My first HPTs! How have I forgotten them as if they were not the same animals as these ones peed on with baby hope?
The "feck no!" ones
Awww I so wish I could recreate that feeling at least once! Then I'd be elated 50 times a month!!!WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GALS?!?! Haven't HPTed! That is just not natural... all the saving from disappointment stuff, the lack of proper masochistic bone in you! Shame on you! Pee and repent!
You don't have to do it PMAishly with an excited, giddy "ohhhh I am sure this is my lucky pee" attitude but NMAingly in a "bah, I'll prove how suc*y the Universe is by introducing this piece of paper in a cup!"
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How about not peeing with the attitude of 'I'm not bloody spending any money on HPTs, when I can use it for my CBFM peesticks, cos I'll be needing them til kingdom come'?
Hmmm this is good.... wish I heard that over the past years, kinda at the end of my LLLLLTTTC journey now and it'll be "HPTs forever as the only O indication I need is counting 36 hours from the injection"
Loving the rebellion MissAma. As much as I would like to join - for godsake, even my name exudes pessimism with a maybe rather than hope, waiting, etc etc - I'm going to be weak and give the NMA a wide berth for the next couple of days just whilst I wait for AF to arrive this cycle. After that though the world is my rancid, vomit inducing oyster as next is lap and dye and what the heck is there to be positive about that?
So leaving you for now, but not as if any of you are that bothered - whateveer!
So leaving you for now, but not as if any of you are that bothered - whateveer!
Yo girls (said with a very big sigh and rather grumpily)
I have 2 gerbils running round my front room, MOUNTING each other in mating rituals......... if they were male and female I would swear they were trying to rub my nose in the fact that they find it easy to procreate.........but NO, my gerbils are both FEMALE and worryingly, seemingly, both enjoying the thrusting at one anothers backs....................WOW, can life get any better I ask?.................BAH!!!
Bollox to you all and have a crap night cos I will!
(oppps didnt mean smiley face) 
I have 2 gerbils running round my front room, MOUNTING each other in mating rituals......... if they were male and female I would swear they were trying to rub my nose in the fact that they find it easy to procreate.........but NO, my gerbils are both FEMALE and worryingly, seemingly, both enjoying the thrusting at one anothers backs....................WOW, can life get any better I ask?.................BAH!!!
Bollox to you all and have a crap night cos I will!
(oppps didnt mean smiley face)
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Hey, you think you have the monopoly on humping?!? My brother's little sweet American Strat-somthing -may have seen him on FB, River- has been running after my huge doggy all night hell bent to get himself more pleasure from mounting his tail! Yes they are both boys! Yes it is gross!
For another rant topic. My sodding letter from the IVF clinic is still not here waiting for me so when I rightfully accused the Viking of being crap at making them move faster -naturally!- he, to me amazement has decided to not recognize the error of his ways and be apologetic but had a go at me for being impatient and said he'll call them on Monday when this country opens again!!! Is this justice I ask you?!? See if I had had PMA I would now be disappointed in him and would have had to cry that things didn't turn out for the best, this way I KNEW they would be crap and am consequently feeling calm and smug!
For another rant topic. My sodding letter from the IVF clinic is still not here waiting for me so when I rightfully accused the Viking of being crap at making them move faster -naturally!- he, to me amazement has decided to not recognize the error of his ways and be apologetic but had a go at me for being impatient and said he'll call them on Monday when this country opens again!!! Is this justice I ask you?!? See if I had had PMA I would now be disappointed in him and would have had to cry that things didn't turn out for the best, this way I KNEW they would be crap and am consequently feeling calm and smug!
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh here's further reason to claim I AM indeed having the rubbish evening any NMAer should expect! After stepping down from his high horse and sitting down on the couch next to me in obstinate silence what is the Viking doing now? No need, you'll never guess! SLEEPING!
And softly snoring while still clutching the remote at that....
TOP THAT!
And softly snoring while still clutching the remote at that....
TOP THAT!
Oh i think I can top it, my fella is sat on settee with the lap top on his lap probably frying the only 3!! good sperm he actually has, even though I tell, and tell, and tell him, not to sit with it on his balls!
Men .... MEH! haha
Loving this thread! I am definitely down at the moment, I want a glass of wine and a ciggy but guess what I gave up for new year #f%s$*& its also cold and miserable which I hate a snow is forecast for tomorrow and maybe tonight which could cause me no end of problems at work tomorrow as noone will be able to get in for the meeting meaning disappointed applicants and a hell of a lot of re-organising to do god damn it.
Also I don't know how to put the logo MissAma made into my signature - help please?!!!
Also I don't know how to put the logo MissAma made into my signature - help please?!!!
LOL! My DH does exactly the same thing. Doesn't matter Chocci, now that we're on the ICSI route, we only need one of them.
Peak again today on CBFM, and what are we doing? Sitting down to watch Orphan. Nice... that will make us want to procreate.
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CareBear I don't know hon or I would have done it too!
Last thoughts before bed tonight....... WhatTheSod are these cramps at 8, 9 or 10 DPO?!?! Haven't I had bad of a day as it is, am I getting AF sooner than usual on top of everything other?!?! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Last thoughts before bed tonight....... WhatTheSod are these cramps at 8, 9 or 10 DPO?!?! Haven't I had bad of a day as it is, am I getting AF sooner than usual on top of everything other?!?! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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I'm all out of PMA, can I join? I'm fed up of having to pretend that I'm all positive and hopeful. NMA is much more natural on this journey. Why fight it? Throwing f***ing baby dust around and 'praying for a BFP' won't make the effing bugger stick - it either will or it won't. And we know it won't so why pretend?
We need BnB to develop a new section though - we need Grumpies, not Smilies to throw at each other!
We need BnB to develop a new section though - we need Grumpies, not Smilies to throw at each other!
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I don't care of course, but cheers anyway!
hiya i love (in a grumpy kind of way) this thread, personally im so p*ssed off this month ive sacked everything off, no clomid with the hair loss and the sickness, no getting up every f'king morning after lying still to do my temp whilst im dying for a pee then having to hold it whilst i try and undo the stupid wrapper on the pack feeling like my bladder will burst!! plus ive ate crap since new year and also smoked like a trooper cos for this month i dont give a sh*t and im sick of having babydust thrown in my face making me sneeze and trying to be chirpy when im hacked off that the whole world has got pregnant around me and even my best friend has decided to try for her second despite knowing that it makes me hate her.
grump moan raaarr .
pma my a*se.
grump moan raaarr .
pma my a*se.
Yeah of course whatever trevor! Have an ok day! haha
<begin grumping> Fk it, I keep getting told what i should and should not eat and drink for IVF cycle, it's no fking wonder I am bored stiff and miserable!
No coffee, no tea, no alcohol, eat fish, eat veg, no chocolate, eat friut, eat eggs, don't then eat eggs, don't drink milk, then drink milk, eat cheese but leave diary well alone.......jeeeeeeeeeeze i am proper stressed out now! Off to have a fag, and a glass of wine with a chunk of cheese followed by some chocolate to relax me..............balls to diet making IVF work or not, it's all BS! < end grumping>
No coffee, no tea, no alcohol, eat fish, eat veg, no chocolate, eat friut, eat eggs, don't then eat eggs, don't drink milk, then drink milk, eat cheese but leave diary well alone.......jeeeeeeeeeeze i am proper stressed out now! Off to have a fag, and a glass of wine with a chunk of cheese followed by some chocolate to relax me..............balls to diet making IVF work or not, it's all BS! < end grumping>
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Aah, I like this! Good idea.
< Begin grumping > Drink grapefruit juice, take EPO and drink water but CM doesn't change ONE BIT except maybe get less. Try sex every day, try sex every other day, try sex in morning, try sex at night, try on top, try behind, try underneath, try on side, try a pillow, try not having a pillow, try lying on left side, try lying on right side, try lying on front. Still nothing. Try yoga, try visualisation, try positive thinking, try holding someone else's baby around ovulation time (I kid you not - been there, done that). Then find you have endo so the whole time it was all almost completely pointless anyway and you'll need IUI or IVF. Hurrrmpph. And finally, why doesnt' this f'ing snow bugger off - I'm sick of every child in my street screeching in the road making snowmen with their parents when I don't have one to play with! < End grumping >
< Begin grumping > Drink grapefruit juice, take EPO and drink water but CM doesn't change ONE BIT except maybe get less. Try sex every day, try sex every other day, try sex in morning, try sex at night, try on top, try behind, try underneath, try on side, try a pillow, try not having a pillow, try lying on left side, try lying on right side, try lying on front. Still nothing. Try yoga, try visualisation, try positive thinking, try holding someone else's baby around ovulation time (I kid you not - been there, done that). Then find you have endo so the whole time it was all almost completely pointless anyway and you'll need IUI or IVF. Hurrrmpph. And finally, why doesnt' this f'ing snow bugger off - I'm sick of every child in my street screeching in the road making snowmen with their parents when I don't have one to play with! < End grumping >
