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Team NMA -but pregnant!-

Aah, I like this! Good idea.

< Begin grumping > Drink grapefruit juice, take EPO and drink water but CM doesn't change ONE BIT except maybe get less. Try sex every day, try sex every other day, try sex in morning, try sex at night, try on top, try behind, try underneath, try on side, try a pillow, try not having a pillow, try lying on left side, try lying on right side, try lying on front. Still nothing. Try yoga, try visualisation, try positive thinking, try holding someone else's baby around ovulation time (I kid you not - been there, done that). Then find you have endo so the whole time it was all almost completely pointless anyway and you'll need IUI or IVF. Hurrrmpph. And finally, why doesnt' this f'ing snow bugger off - I'm sick of every child in my street screeching in the road making snowmen with their parents when I don't have one to play with! < End grumping >

Seriously, I was laughing out loud even though laughing is not in the nature of this thread :) (oppssss acidental smiley face I really ment) :growlmad:
 
Loving this thread. Pity it took us neg heads such a long time to think of it ... maybe I'll come back now that I have somewhere to spread my NMA over all of BnB. Muahahahaha. Woohoo!! I mean Grrrrr!!
 
My DH always calls BabyandBump, BabyandGrump - I think he would like this thread!!

Sorry I mean hate it - oh cripes - I cant get the hang of this negative thing?

Oh eff it, who cares....(is that right??)).....:dohh::dohh::dohh::dohh::dohh:
 
My DH always calls BabyandBump, BabyandGrump - I think he would like this thread!!

Sorry I mean hate it - oh cripes - I cant get the hang of this negative thing?

Oh eff it, who cares....(is that right??)).....:dohh::dohh::dohh::dohh::dohh:

Yes, you're on the right lines! Welcome. It's very cathartic and a relief to be able to be honest sometimes. Not that it will help at all of course. :nope:
 
Just dropping in to wish you ..... oh hang on, wrong thread.....just dropping in to say BOLLOX have a crap day cos i am!
 
BabyChristie and Maggie 199 - I ain't bothered that you joined the team but if I were I'd enthusiastically welcome you.

Also, typically, to be fair, new grumps always get preggo right after they try the grumpiness so likely, if we get too attached to you we'd be left in the dust still upset AND alone because you will be having your :bfp: :growlmad:

Oh eff it, who cares....(is that right??)).....:dohh::dohh::dohh::dohh::dohh:

That's right! Getting there! Proud of you!:thumbup: Now tell me how you feel about the mailman being an arse who never delivered your IVF appointment letter?!?!:coffee:

Loving this thread. Pity it took us neg heads such a long time to think of it ... maybe I'll come back now that I have somewhere to spread my NMA over all of BnB. Muahahahaha. Woohoo!! I mean Grrrrr!!

Maz!!!!! - If I knew I would have started it sooner!:happydance: Wait, wrong tone.... I'm relatively pleased you're here but just seeing another dedicated NMAer is bad news competition wise! Afterall, when you had your IVF a few months after mine, there had only been two or three other IVF cases on BnB so we were of the first 5 BnB IVFers with the only difference being that the other ones (Helen and someone else I can't recall) got their babies and you and I are still not pregnant so our NMA is through the roof! :growlmad:

Just dropping in to wish you ..... oh hang on, wrong thread.....just dropping in to say BOLLOX have a crap day cos i am!

And to you Madam, and to you!

I have had a few days from hell. Nothing new, usual terrible crap, bills galore, work stress through the rood, the Viking getting on my nerves and on top of that no letter from the IVF people for the appointment, no ICs in the mail so that I can POAS and feel even more sorry for myself AND the AF/Ovary/womb cramps from hell! So pooh to me!
 
<begin very grumpy pissed off rant>

Right girls this is defo a grump for the NMA thread..........

I have unsubscribed from 4 Leaf Clover IVF / ICSI Buddies its driving me crackers cos all the first timers join with their PMA and then go through cycles bragging about how many hundreds of fking eggs they got and how fantasitically all 3000 eggs fertilise and that they have like 25 fantastic looking embryos which then made it to 20 balstocycsts and they embryologist told them they are 4000% sure they will be preggers cos she sprinkled extra fking good baby dust on the embryos and now they are preggers with like 80 babies which they just pop out with out ANY pain relief and manage to start IVF number 2 within 1 month of giving birth, but hey they didnt need it cos then they got a natural BFP and are now preggers with quads to add to the 80 babies they got through IVF...........For gods sake FK OFF!!! </ very grumpy pissed off rant>

I would say sorry for being so grumpy and having such NMA but to be frank i cant be assed haha :) ooopsss :(
 
Hahahahaha that one's very good! I have one of those a week these days.

Along with the "WTF does everyone and their dog think they're an IVF specialist after they have had one consultation 3 months into their TTC and have sniffed once and are telling me which is which with 3 years plus of TTC and 2 years since my last failed IVF cycle!!!!!!!!!!!" rant.
 
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr friggin hospital have cancelled my appointment again, i mean its a bit of snow so what surely they should all walk to work just so i can have my appointment!!!
 
Chocci I am with you on that one, feel very left out of that thread when it hasn't worked first time, need a limbo place for us repeaters!
 
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr friggin hospital have cancelled my appointment again, i mean its a bit of snow so what surely they should all walk to work just so i can have my appointment!!!

Barstewards!!! Country coming to a close cos of a tiny bit of slow, they need to get a grip!
 
They need to get a week in Sweden is what they need!

Oh wait if they did then they'd get the national lazyness that makes them never sodding return to work after NYE! They just had another official day off yesterday and guess what? Sure, everyone is home "bridging" with the weekend!!!
 
Typical, fking period taking its time to arrive, this probably means the start of stimms will be delayed, i have a very negative feeling i will have a 32 day cycle this time like i did when i did FET! Fking suprecur why could they not just leave me on syneral???

God i am a miserable cow today...............and i love it haha
 
Welcome back Maz.

Aw :( I'm a (going to be) first time ICSI :(

But I'm a natural born pessimist. That ok? :growlmad::growlmad::growlmad:
 
Hello NMA's! sounds like everyone is having crap days and weeks though I am enjoying reading the grumpiness - ooops sorry I don't actually care! I've had a bit of a frustrating week and it looks like I'm on a long cycle cause I didn't o this month, upside being that I don't have to BD when I can't be arsed! Oh and I am sooooo pissed off that it keeps snowing and its cold when the heck is summer getting here?
 
Peartree - we'll keep you.

CareBear - WTF is up with the weather?!?! CAN IT JUST STOP THIS ALREADY?!?!?!

I am so sick of it it's shocking. Not only the weather, all of it. So now I'm 12 DP sodding accidental shag on O day and mini-preggo. As a result, till this is clear that this one isn't a sticky -which it will be in a day or two at most!- I can't even do the Viking as that's sure to bring AF on, I can't drink anything, I feel sick and sick of it, am welling up for idiotic reasons and then moments into it lashing out, having what I can only describe as an uber emotional PMS and am at the same time very pregnant and very not and waiting for IVF which, I KNOW, because I've been here before and been here with friends who went through it makes me look majorly crazy to the rest of you and a proper weirdo! JUST GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Oh and also, can't even POAS now because after that faint BFP I didn't again so if I do now I will either get a proper no and then I'll cry my eyes out that it died again or a stronger BFP which will mean nothing because then I can still start AF moments after since HGC takes days to get out of the system and for all I know it could be lighter than a couple of days ago!
 
MissAma, thats proper SHITE! Bollox eh!

I too need a neggie moan, flaming witch is now a day late! I am never late until I do cycles and I nee her on time. It is now day 29, now i am worried cos i cant remember if we did it around ovulation but i am sure i was very careful as clinic said BE CAREFUL cos you are starting DR drugs. I think we may have done it day 9 and with the state of my hubbies sperm i stand about -30% chance of being preggers cos it would have had to wait around inside me for like 4 days and then get its arse into gear to penetrate the egg hahaha..............so its just the drugs delaying things and now I dont know what to do cos i have appointment on monday and I really dont want to have to have a scan while bleeding heavy cos its fking awful!!!

Have a crap day girls!
 
please please please may i join you!

OH is away so no TTC for me! Im pissed off that clomid isnt the magic drug that everyone proclaimed it to be. After 2 years TTC you wouldthink i would no a little bit better. Supposed to be going up my mums 120 miles away today but nnoooooo the snow just wont piss off and to top that im just in a fricking foul mood.

xxx
 
It all sodding suc*s, I had a night of crying in my shake and munching on SF gum like it was going out of production because bloody AF -gettit?!?- is still not here, gives me no sign and as of today I am officially due or late and that makes the chemical not a chemical but a proper early misscarriage technically when it happens. Which, of course, is making donkey testicles appear suculent!

Who dear, we dear? Proper NMAers dear? NO DEAR!

Slackers is what you all are! Slackers and traitors, think I haven't seen you all over the forum encouraging, smiling, offering hugs and flowers?!? Not a proper grump, not a real moan, no swear words?!? WHY ARE YOU BETRAYING THE CAUSE?!?

Not me. No Mamree, I shall carry on complaining to my last breath.
 

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