Aah, I like this! Good idea.
< Begin grumping > Drink grapefruit juice, take EPO and drink water but CM doesn't change ONE BIT except maybe get less. Try sex every day, try sex every other day, try sex in morning, try sex at night, try on top, try behind, try underneath, try on side, try a pillow, try not having a pillow, try lying on left side, try lying on right side, try lying on front. Still nothing. Try yoga, try visualisation, try positive thinking, try holding someone else's baby around ovulation time (I kid you not - been there, done that). Then find you have endo so the whole time it was all almost completely pointless anyway and you'll need IUI or IVF. Hurrrmpph. And finally, why doesnt' this f'ing snow bugger off - I'm sick of every child in my street screeching in the road making snowmen with their parents when I don't have one to play with! < End grumping >
Seriously, I was laughing out loud even though laughing is not in the nature of this thread (oppssss acidental smiley face I really ment)