The Alternative Status Thread

[nurseh14]

is wondering where is? CD 29 of a 29 day cycle. Blah hurry up and show your ugly face already. Also wondering why I have had zero PMS symptoms this month

 

[nurseh14]

spoke too soon the effing got me. UGH..........

 

[fairygirl]

Fairygirl needs a good cry.

 

[Boony]

is hoping the bleeding she had today at 8dpo was implantation!! FX

 

[cheekybint]

Want Christmas Eve to hurry up so i can do an EPT!

 

[fairygirl]

Fairygirl has no idea why her first cycle ttc had to be a screwy one!

 

[genies girl]

Genies girl must try harder

 

[Maggie199]

is secretly gutted her best friend has decided to try for another baby when Ive been trying for 14 months and shes already got one.... (selfish cow I know) x

 

[Pixie19]

Pixie19 is having the mother of all periods after being 12 days late!!

 

[Elphaba]

Elphaba has no clue what's going on with her temps this month. Has she ovulated yet or not??!

 

[Sue Dunhym]

Sue would like everyone to shut the fuck up about their pregnancies and babies please.

 

[Lou]

Sue would like everyone to shut the fuck up about their pregnancies and babies please.

Lou is upset that she can feel the witch on her way. Guess this wasn't our month.

 

[debbie2911]

Debbie2911 is so excited her DH finally wants another baby and hopes everyone get their BFP very soon

 

[jodie4805]

Is really grumpy & not looking forward to Christmas.

 

[ducky1502]

is proud of herself for not obsessing over TTC this month

 

[ducky1502]

is embarrassed to say she watches pregnancy vlogs on youtube, reads week by week pregnancy guides online and watches baby programmes on the tv... even though I'm not a mum or even pregnant! Loser!

 

[babythinkpink]

OMG this is brilliant!!! All the times i wanted to say something on fb status and just cant!!

Think I will start with my first update!

Babythinkpink would like to say bfp, bfn, cm, cd1, af and some... just to confuse all her friends that are just not in this boat with me!

 

[jodie4805]

is embarrassed to say she watches pregnancy vlogs on youtube, reads week by week pregnancy guides online and watches baby programmes on the tv... even though I'm not a mum or even pregnant! Loser!

me too!!!

 

[fairygirl]

Fairygirl is glad this thread has a new lease of life.

Fairygirl would really like to post on FB, BFN and no AF!!!! RAH!!!

 

[ducky1502]

is embarrassed to say she watches pregnancy vlogs on youtube, reads week by week pregnancy guides online and watches baby programmes on the tv... even though I'm not a mum or even pregnant! Loser!

me too!!!

Glad to know I'm not the only one lol. Of course I only do it when my OH is at work, or else he'd think I was nuts