The confession thread of eating bad foods while ttc.

[cebethel]

Oh I do. I just never heard that before. But then again, I'm eating yams because I read that it could help with making twins. Really? I'm such a sucker. And I tried the pineapple core thing DPO 4-5, too. And spend lots of money on all kinds of different herbs.

Have you heard that you can get a better chance with implantation, if you stand on one foot, sing a Neal Diamond song and hold a banana in your left hand, all while you're wearing a fuzzy pink boa?

Hey I'll try anything......

Have you heard about vodka soaked watermelon?

 

[dachsundmom]

Don't forget the crack pipe!

 

[cebethel]

Don't forget the crack pipe!

And wasn't there something about cheeto puffs & mountain dew for breakfast? lol

 

[Indigo77]

And the meat tongs....

 

[cebethel]

And the meat tongs....

Super handy tools for missing softcups!!

 

[dachsundmom]

The miner's hat!

 

[cebethel]

The miner's hat!

Now that just tops off the super stylish ensemble

 

[Indigo77]

A shed would help....

 

[ttc11]

I'm all for a metal miners hat and vodka watermelon!!! What about peanut butter, why wouldn't that help for sticky bean?

 

[cebethel]

I'm all for a metal miners hat and vodka watermelon!!! What about peanut butter, why wouldn't that help for sticky bean?

I might add to NOT listen to my ramblings on watermelon

 

[ttc11]

Why not? I like watermelon and vodka!

 

[dachsundmom]

The watermelon is key! Don't listen to Eva, lol

 

[ttc11]

What about rum in my maca smoothie?

 

[cebethel]

Why not? I like watermelon and vodka!

Well, if you're gonna do it...........eat bucket loads of peas too

 

[dachsundmom]

Hell, just go for tequila and get it done and over with, lol.

 

[ttc11]

no doubt. haha. Ok I'll eat watermelon and maca with no 'evil' involved. But I'll still wear a miners hat while doing so!

 

[cebethel]

Hell, just go for tequila and get it done and over with, lol.

Oh tequila! I had many a great night back in my younger days with tequila!

Maybe tequila will cause the third nipple to grow, which we all know is a SIGN!!

 

[cebethel]

no doubt. haha. Ok I'll eat watermelon and maca with no 'evil' involved. But I'll still wear a miners hat while doing so!

Don't forget the meat tongs!

 

[dachsundmom]

No, vodka for the third nipple; tequila for the horn!

 

[ttc11]

no doubt. haha. Ok I'll eat watermelon and maca with no 'evil' involved. But I'll still wear a miners hat while doing so!

Don't forget the meat tongs!

Do they have to be rubber coated or will the plain ol' metal tongs do?