Secretly, I have always loved cheese. Hatchling is my scapegoat! But periodically I have really bad cravings for cheese. One time one hit while DH was on a work trip, and I called the local pizza place and ordered a pizza. I said "I want double cheese. Triple cheese. Put as much cheese as you can ethically put on one pizza. Charge me whatever you have to. I need excessive amounts of cheese."
The person was like, "...uh... okay... extra cheese..."