The MILF Club!

[hakunamatata]

Worse than pooping would be getting poop tangled up in hair

 

[july2013]

I'm probably the only person who didn't care what it looked like down there. I figured they've seen worse. Plus, I think you have like a 75% chance of pooping during delivery That freaked me out a little more than untrimmed hedges.

I was totally freaked by the pooping thing. Then I realised how normal it is and we started joking about it, so I wasn't too worried. I don't even know if I pooped or not tbh!

 

[meli1981]

Not very milfy but i pooped with allie....i was induced and the doc broke my waters so i didnt have the natural "clear out" the doc was very professional about it tho
Amy i have shoylder length blonde hair, a bit of layers, but hot much...its soooo boring!

 

[babybrums]

I pooped too Meli

 

[hakunamatata]

I hope I have an opportunity to poop!! If Bobby stays transverse it's a c-section.

 

[amytrisha]

I worry about the pooping thing too, I know its natural and they get rid quick BUT I know if OH notices he'd be like "OMG YOUVE POOOOOOEDDDD!"

Meli have you ever thought about a fringe? May be a big change though! Get it feathered and more layers, it'd look lovely

 

[babybrums]

It sounds like less than 20% of babies transverse at 37 weeks will remain transverse - and you're only 34 (OMG you're 34 weeks tomorrow ). FX Bobby moves!

 

[hakunamatata]

Ooh I like that stat.

 

[trgirl308]

I totally intended on catching up on my trimming when I got closer to Andrew's due date, but then I gave birth at 36 weeks... so wasn't quite up to date. But I also pooped... and past that I no longer had any shame.

 

[meli1981]

Kristin i hope you get a chance to poop!

 

[meli1981]

Amy, ive thought about coloring my hair as well....any suggestions? Whats a fringe?

 

[hakunamatata]

Don't worry guys, I'll include pics in the FB group! Of the new baby. Not the poop. You sickos

I want purple hair.

 

[amytrisha]

HM when you go quiet on here in a few weeks time I'm gonna be so stalking your FB!
Purple would be great, especially a crazy colours I'm all for bright hair!!

Meli I'd say either a light chocolate brown with maybe a few caramel highlights orrrr if your feeling a bit braver a nice deep auburn! I think you call a fringe bangs?
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=f...AA&biw=360&bih=615#biv=i|13;d|GTJj4SH-1S2PAM:

 

[meli1981]

I love that! But im not sure if im brave enough to do bangs! I had chocolate brown before and LOVED it! And the caramel highlights sound beautiful!

 

[amytrisha]

I agree bangs can be a bit of a big change, I think it'd suit you though! Doooo it, the brown and highlights would look lovely!

 

[babybrums]

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[meli1981]

 

[roonsma]

I pooped!!! well I think I did, my oh always evades the question so I'm taking that as a yes. My mw told me when I was having my eldest she wanted to see proper pushing, "this is not the time to be a princess"

 

[hakunamatata]

I love all the honesty I'll probably poop too!

 

[readyORnot]