The MILF Club!

[amytrisha]

This is meant to be a MILF club and we're talking about poop!

 

[meli1981]

Hey, we may be hot moms but we still had to labor to get these kids outta us!

 

[roonsma]

Maybe I should resign now....

 

[hakunamatata]

So can I guess you didn't poop?

 

[hakunamatata]

Had fun at mom's tonight with the whole family, and tomorrow we are going swimming around noon, which meant a full leg shave tonight! I'm tired now Hopefully swimming tomorrow will help get bubs into position.

 

[babybrums]

When I was Googling transverse babies (because I've never heard of that before), the one page I went to had a video on how to get them to move. I'll see if I can find it.

Have fun swimming tomorrow!

 

[babybrums]

Here ya go

https://thegreendoula.com/blog1/201...ourage-a-baby-in-transverse-position-to-turn/

You can also try this: Have either your partner or friend speak to the baby, shine a flash light, or place ear phones at your pubic bone area. <You could have DH shine a flashlight up there! Show Bobcat the exit

 

[meli1981]

Glad you had fun! Enjoy tom

 

[readyORnot]

So can I guess you didn't poop?

no! I've heard it can happen but previously thought it was pretty rare!

But to be fair my dignity was long gone anyway as the whole thing happened so fast I had to strip naked when we realised what was happening, so 5 paramedics, my mum and my brothers got a real eyeful that morning!

 

[Zebra2023]

I will admit I did poo during labour, my partner and the midwife wouldn't tell me. But I said I think I remember pooing, I felt something come out of me. They said do you want to know. I said yup, they told me I did but it was a tiny amount. She just put something to catch it in and took it away. No fuss made

I was messy anyways, kneeling in blood and such, I had to sit in it after too haha. Was glad of the shower

 

[meli1981]

Oh man....that shower afterwards....the best feeling in the world! (forget about the baby you just had)

 

[Zebra2023]

Lol yeah It was amazing just to feel clean. I was brushing my teeth while on the bouncy ball too before I had her

 

[roonsma]

Pooping happens alot and it's no big deal, trust me by the time you're pushing that baby out you won't give a shiny shit.... you see what I did there!!!

The shower afterwards is Amazing but what about the tea and toast!

 

[Zebra2023]

Lmao ^

 

[amytrisha]

Does everyone get tea and toast? I imagine I'll be starving, tea and toast sounds like it'd be great after all of that pushing!

Have fun at swimming HM!

 

[Zebra2023]

I was brought a full evening meal which was amazing, was given some fresh orange juice too. Divine Just what I needed.

 

[hakunamatata]

For Fumfy's stay we got 3 meals a day. I usually ordered fruit and yogurt but they offered sandwiches, salads, dinners etc

Ended up not swimming today as it was ridiculously cold, Fumfy was grumpy, and I was getting crotch stomped lol. I laid on my side which helped.

 

[meli1981]

I got meals to wasnt very good tho

 

[trgirl308]

I had meals but it wasn't very good... but we ordered pizza direct to our room, that was awesome in the middle of the night. And the shower was great too, minus the constant bleeding during and after.... those first few days after labour are not sexy...

 

[NerdyMama]

Oh may I please join this group?! Lol I don't know if I pooed during pushing. But my first thought after "oh what a beautiful baby" was. "I need food now!!!!" Lol my whole medical team looked at me funny but I was hungry!