So my MILFY attempt last night - I take off my shirt and hold up my boobs, and ask DH if they look fuller during this pregnancy. He sort of glances up and says yeah. Then I say that they kind of ache, and I need a massage. He gives the puppies a quick squeeze. Then he tells me he's not feeling well because he ate too much for dinner! Oh well, at least I tried! Isn't it embarrassing when you put yourself out there, and you get ignored? I'm not going to try again tonight.
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