The miracle of toilet paper

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  1. Amanda

    Amanda Mum of 3

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    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.
    "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
    I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
    Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your arse, didn't it?"
    He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although never become a father he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    weestar21 Well-Known Member

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    Iwantone!!! Well-Known Member

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    hehehehehehehheeh thats made me smile :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  4. Cat

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    quality I love it!

    You should suggest that he tries using it on his cock!
     
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  6. sophie

    sophie Mum of 2 pg with no3!

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    :rofl: :rofl: i found that most amusing thank u!
    x
     
  7. Imi

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    LMFAO!!!

    Fantastic i love it!!!
    xxx
     
  8. Wobbles

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  9. Imi

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    All i can say is it worked on my arse ....

    :shock:
     
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    gaby Married, but not ttc

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  11. Imi

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    Come to think of it must have worked on my gob too ....

    Bloody good stuff that bog roll :help:
     
  12. Jase

    Jase Well-Known Member

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    what you doing eating loo roll ya weirdo :shock:
     
  13. Imi

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    EATING TOILET ROLL ????

    I dab my mouth with it after spirting a few lines of verbal dhiorrea (SP) :D :haha:
     
  14. Jase

    Jase Well-Known Member

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    could have brushed your theeth as well :brush: (thats a handy smilie!)
    *phhhhhhhhhhhhhhewy*
     
  15. stephlw25

    stephlw25 Well-Known Member

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    LMAO love it !!!!! :rofl:
     
  16. Imi

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    Jase you are a cheeky git lmao!

    :ninja:
     

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