The miracle of toilet paper

[Amanda]

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your arse, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although never become a father he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

 

[weestar21]

 

[Iwantone!!!]

hehehehehehehheeh thats made me smile

 

[Cat]

quality I love it!

You should suggest that he tries using it on his cock!

 

[vicky]

lmao

 

[sophie]

i found that most amusing thank u!
x

 

[Imi]

LMFAO!!!

Fantastic i love it!!!
xxx

 

[Wobbles]

 

[Imi]

All i can say is it worked on my arse ....

 

[gaby]

 

[Imi]

Come to think of it must have worked on my gob too ....

Bloody good stuff that bog roll

 

[Jase]

Come to think of it must have worked on my gob too ....

Bloody good stuff that bog roll

what you doing eating loo roll ya weirdo

 

[Imi]

Come to think of it must have worked on my gob too ....

Bloody good stuff that bog roll

what you doing eating loo roll ya weirdo

EATING TOILET ROLL ????

I dab my mouth with it after spirting a few lines of verbal dhiorrea (SP)

 

[Jase]

could have brushed your theeth as well (thats a handy smilie!)
*phhhhhhhhhhhhhhewy*

 

[stephlw25]

LMAO love it !!!!!

 

[Imi]

Jase you are a cheeky git lmao!