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The miracle of toilet paper

Amanda

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Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your arse, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although never become a father he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
quality I love it!

You should suggest that he tries using it on his cock!
 
:rofl: :rofl: i found that most amusing thank u!
x
 
Come to think of it must have worked on my gob too ....

Bloody good stuff that bog roll :help:
 
Imi-Maddie's-Mum said:
Come to think of it must have worked on my gob too ....

Bloody good stuff that bog roll :help:

what you doing eating loo roll ya weirdo :shock:
 
Jase said:
Imi-Maddie's-Mum said:
Come to think of it must have worked on my gob too ....

Bloody good stuff that bog roll :help:

what you doing eating loo roll ya weirdo :shock:

EATING TOILET ROLL ????

I dab my mouth with it after spirting a few lines of verbal dhiorrea (SP) :D :haha:
 
could have brushed your theeth as well :brush: (thats a handy smilie!)
*phhhhhhhhhhhhhhewy*
 

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