The penis beaker debate..

[w8ing4bean]

Best read ive had in a loooong time!!

 

[hayz_baby]

I'd been meaning to show this to oh for a couple of days now. This morning he's checking his phone and I hear him err omg! And I immediately went penis beaker?? He was like yes!

 

[WelshOneEmma]

you mean you all don't have a penis beaker?!?!!?!

very odd! i guess we all have our little things. Personally I run to the loo and then (can't believe i am admitting this), put in a small tampon. Soaks everything up over night and then i dont smell of sex the next day! hubby just wipes. May get him a penis beaker for Christmas!

 

[Natsku]

I realise now that a penis beaker would be a really bad idea for us as OH always gets thirsty after sex!

 

[Floralaura]

you mean you all don't have a penis beaker?!?!!?!

very odd! i guess we all have our little things. Personally I run to the loo and then (can't believe i am admitting this), put in a small tampon. Soaks everything up over night and then i dont smell of sex the next day! hubby just wipes. May get him a penis beaker for Christmas!

I think its a big no no to use one when not on AF as can increase the chances of toxic shock

 

[WelshOneEmma]

you mean you all don't have a penis beaker?!?!!?!

very odd! i guess we all have our little things. Personally I run to the loo and then (can't believe i am admitting this), put in a small tampon. Soaks everything up over night and then i dont smell of sex the next day! hubby just wipes. May get him a penis beaker for Christmas!

I think its a big no no to use one when not on AF as can increase the chances of toxic shock

true if you forget to take it out.

 

[Harveysmum369]

The bit that made me was the only reason she found out it wasn't normal is when one of her hubbys friends tried to make a drink in said beaker


Why why why was it in the kitchen?!!

 

[R_x]

I agree why was it in the kitchen?!
Surely that would be a mood killer having to run down stairs for the beaker

 

[amytrisha]

By the way when I first saw this thread I thought it was called "penis BREAKER" kinda made me intrigued

 

[Haylee.]

Oh dear I am laughing so loud!!



Tinsel bahaha

 

[july2013]

I can't breathe!!!

 

[freckleonear]

I wondered what on earth this was all about when I saw it on Ikea a couple of days ago...

 

[Lief]

I heard a radio presenter going on about this the other day
I was reading through the comments from the link in the OP, quietly giggling to myself then came across this
https://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr06/9/6/enhanced-buzz-12696-1381315234-9.jpg
and burst out laughing.

Very funny, we definitely need a thread like this here.

 

[TTCabundle]

Hahahahaha! Omg I can't stop laughing!

 

[NerdyMama]

That was amazing! Lmao! Personally I'm with the rescued t shirt girl hehe! My hubby would not stand for a penis beeker! He just flops in the sink for a final willy wash and is done lol I might have to get those cups from IKEA though and have my friends drink from them and say how did you like drinking from a penis beeker lmao faces priceless!!!"

 

[WelshOneEmma]

It will be interesting to see who brings out the t-shirts. Or maybe a t-shirt that says "the penis beaker was in the wash, so they used me"

 

[lindseymw]

I wondered what on earth this was all about when I saw it on Ikea a couple of days ago...

OMG....that is hilarious. I am buying them for DH for Xmas

 

[SmartieMeUp]

I'm a wet wipe/toilet/towel/any clothes around on the floor kinda person.

I just ebayed penis beaker. They have a gift set with a wrist support with one OH may have a new gift on the list.

 

[WelshOneEmma]

I'm a wet wipe/toilet/towel/any clothes around on the floor kinda person.

I just ebayed penis beaker. They have a gift set with a wrist support with one OH may have a new gift on the list.

I see there is already a penis beaker t-shirt too! may get that for hubby as a stocking filler!

 

[magicwhisper]

my god that was so funny i cant stop laughing!

i might just join mums net to read all this funny stuff