Things I cannot say out loud....

[Natsku]

Dear new house: please let that not be mice OH heard upstairs

Dear OH: please stop giving Maria tastes of your coffee!

Coffee to a toddler huh?

I try to tell him not to but she really likes it *sigh* why can't men listen to reason??!! Its not like she needs to be anymore hyper

 

[cowboys angel]

Oh wow....Miss Maria on coffee... Look out world!

 

[lisaf]

SIL - no, babies do not have a natural instinct about daylight savings time... its something the goverment decided on, there is no way a baby has an instinct for government actions. What happened was you threw his schedule off and you lucked out that it happened in a good way for daylight savings coming up.
It kind of worries me that you can't think that through and realize how dumb that was.

 

[Eliza_V]

SIL - no, babies do not have a natural instinct about daylight savings time... its something the goverment decided on, there is no way a baby has an instinct for government actions. What happened was you threw his schedule off and you lucked out that it happened in a good way for daylight savings coming up.
It kind of worries me that you can't think that through and realize how dumb that was.

 

[Eliza_V]

Ps. Welcome back Nats!! Looking forward to more Maria mischief

 

[Lettuce]

Lisa, that is hilarious!

 

[Eliza_V]

Coco (my cat), why are you so annoying? You wait 'til LO is asleep, then start meowing.. You come in as i'm just getting her to sleep, am feeding, or she's asleep on me, and run around demanding that you must eat THEN and not a second later!! You try and trip me over the second I come in the door when im carrying LO in the car seat, and you sent DH fkying down the stairs then you starte getting ready to pounce on LO's feet when she was kicking her feet under the blanket..

Now you've thrown up in your basket and left.. Cheers.

fireworks.. Stop waking up LO!! (and no doubt scaring the cat.. He's annoying but we still love him!) is it really necessary to set them off literally the other side of our back fence??

 

[lisaf]

Coco (my cat), why are you so annoying? You wait 'til LO is asleep, then start meowing.. You come in as i'm just getting her to sleep, am feeding, or she's asleep on me, and run around demanding that you must eat THEN and not a second later!! You try and trip me over the second I come in the door when im carrying LO in the car seat, and you sent DH fkying down the stairs then you starte getting ready to pounce on LO's feet when she was kicking her feet under the blanket..

Now you've thrown up in your basket and left.. Cheers.

fireworks.. Stop waking up LO!! (and no doubt scaring the cat.. He's annoying but we still love him!) is it really necessary to set them off literally the other side of our back fence??

You might enjoy this blog post about cats and babies, lol
https://crappypictures.typepad.com/...ter-kidsillustrated-with-crappy-pictures.html

 

[cowboys angel]

SIL - no, babies do not have a natural instinct about daylight savings time... its something the goverment decided on, there is no way a baby has an instinct for government actions. What happened was you threw his schedule off and you lucked out that it happened in a good way for daylight savings coming up.
It kind of worries me that you can't think that through and realize how dumb that was.

 

[Eliza_V]

Lol Lisa I love that blog!!

 

[missVN]

OH- I hate you, I'm starving
I told you when you got in from 'getting out of my way' that I wasn't cooking tonight. So you wait until now to order a takeaway which is going to take an hour

LO- please don't grow up to be like your daddy

 

[MissFox]

HEHE! GET HER A KITTY! Rosie LOOOOVES her cat. The cat loves her too. Enough to let Rosie chew o nher. OOPSY! Would have to be a kitten though so she got used to being tugged on!

HAHAHAHA @ DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME! HAHAHAHAHA I've been dreading it!

 

[StarlitHome]

Dear old ladies in my building -
MUST you do your laundry so inefficiently? Some of us have babies to take care of that need diapers washed, I can't be waiting about in the laundry room all day like you can! For the love of Pele, PLEASE - when your things are finished in the washing machines, take all of them out into your basket, then take the basket out with you to hang it up. Don't wander back and forth with one piece of wet washing each trip, leaving the rest of it in the machine whilst I stand there with my dirty laundry! I've got a short window of time while my baby is sleeping and my husband is home to get laundry done, not ALL FREAKING DAY like you can.

Dear old man in my building -
I'll clean out the lint traps, just GET YOUR THINGS OUT OF THE DRYER or I swear by Haumea I'll blow my top! I've already wasted time waiting for other people, I don't have patience for you, too!

I just want to get my washing done...

 

[emyandpotato]

^^^ I feel so sorry for you! In my uni accommodation last year there were 3 washing machines/dryers for 150 people Whoever had that amazing idea needs a medal. A couple were often broken too. Drove me mental! Couldn't imagine that with a baby, I do a load of washing at least once a day I think I'd cry if we had a communal washing machine.

 

[StarlitHome]

^^^ I feel so sorry for you! In my uni accommodation last year there were 3 washing machines/dryers for 150 people Whoever had that amazing idea needs a medal. A couple were often broken too. Drove me mental! Couldn't imagine that with a baby, I do a load of washing at least once a day I think I'd cry if we had a communal washing machine.

There are 4 washing machines and 4 dryers (plus a clothesline area) for the whole building... Now that we're in cloth diapers, I'm doing a load of washing every day.
It's annoying, but this is FAR better than our old place - one tiny washing machine and NO dryer (just a clothesline, which was in front of another person's apartment) for 6 apartments. We took our washing to a laundromat once a week, when we lived there (pre-baby).

 

[cowboys angel]

12 apartments, 1 washer and dryer, miniature size, that are broke half the time.

 

[StarlitHome]

12 apartments, 1 washer and dryer, miniature size, that are broke half the time.

That is awful. What do you do?? Laundromat?

 

[cowboys angel]

12 apartments, 1 washer and dryer, miniature size, that are broke half the time.

That is awful. What do you do?? Laundromat?

Usually yeah. For major laundry. For DH's uniforms and underwear I usually chance the ones downstairs. Other than that, the laundromat.

 

[lisaf]

My last place had 1 washer and dryer for 8 units.. it was ok unless one of them broke.. you had no back up options. If I had to do more than 2 loads or had to be done quick I'd go to the laundromat. It kind of rocked to get like 5 loads done all in an hour and a half. Best times to go are Sunday mornings or Friday nights, lol

 

[Natsku]

Babies having a natural instinct for daylight savings

Dear Maria: stop eating the firewood - it might have lots of fibre but its not very nutritious otherwise