Things I cannot say out loud....

[StarlitHome]

Starlit I don't think Boo is subconsciously going to be traumatized by The Walking Dead Alex watched Clash of the Titans and was mesmerized by the Cracken.

I get traumatized by zombies of any sort, which is why I leave the room when the show comes on. And they all know this, yet they still watch it while we're there then complain about not getting to see the baby.

starlit - why are they so eager for them to do the next thing? My MIL has been saying he'll be walking and talking any day now for MONTHS (though apparently hers were speaking in complete sentences before a year old, )

I have no idea. It's just standing!!

 

[Ilikecake]

Dear old lady on the bus. No I am not being an awful mother for not talking to James non stop and for not talking to you. I suffer from motion sickness and being as I haven't eaten or slept properly i'm suffering really bad today, if you really want me to talk to you I will....just don't complain when I throw up on you.

Also....if you had been watching your shopping rather then nagging me, you would of noticed a couple of your things rolled out. I would of told you...but...meh! Be nice in future!

 

[StarlitHome]

DH's aunt -
WHY do you ask if I want you to hold the baby when she's FUSSING? When she's fussing she doesn't even want her daddy, let alone someone she sees once a week! No, I bloody well DO NOT want to give her to you to walk around the restaurant while I drink my soda. I'm fine, I'll have a drink later, right now I'm soothing my fussy baby.
Yes, actually, she is tired and no, it doesn't mean she didn't have a nap yet. She's a 2-month-old, she still sleeps A LOT during the day.

 

[maddog37]

bro - No, my son who I spend every day with never *ever* laughs like he just did with you, because you're oh so special. He only ever laughs with you and only you.

Seriously! Just a month ago you didn't even know how to hold him!

 

[lilliesmummie]

TO MIL:
will you just feed my daughter all of her chuffin bottle? She IS hungry and she DOES want it, its funny how she drinks it all with anyone else!! No, she wont smil at you if you keep repeating the same thing over and over- its annoying not fun!!
TO EVERY ONE:
yes, i did once breastfeed and now bottle feeding, please get over it!
.. Dont try and tell me shes 'freezingl when shes clearly fine! ..
Why argue about her hair colour? She is ginger, get over it!! ..
She isnt 'spoiled rotten' - i enjoy cuddles, so does she? Shes my first child.. Its up to me how much i F*/!"#g hold her. NO she wont settle if i leave her to cry, she cries more, and chokes! She wants her dummy! Dont take it out her bloody mouth!!
No, she isnt hungry, she was fed half an hour ago!
Over protective? No i just dont want you touching her with your rotten filthy hands, wash them!
Dont make up stupid nicknames for my daughter, shes had one since birth.. Its staying the same! She isnt 'mardy today' shes tired and your in her face!
And No she doesnt have wind every pissin second, she makes funny noises cause she wants to!!, stop smacking her back, or pass her to me! Eurghhh!
.. Thankyou, i feel better! Xx

 

[LadyRoy]

Seffi for the love of all things please go to sleep. It is 4 in the morning and you have been awake since midnight - hopefully the 10 minutes you spent in the jumperoo wore you out xxx

 

[whit.]

Dear crazy woman at the grocery - do NOT put my childs paci in her mouth because she is fussing and I'm checking out. WTF are you thinking? To seriously reach into her car seat get her paci and say "Ohh is this what you wanted?" Followed by "We have some of these at home." Hag, I don't care if you have the same paci or kids. Don't touch my child or her paci.

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Dear crazy woman at the grocery - do NOT put my childs paci in her mouth because she is fussing and I'm checking out. WTF are you thinking? To seriously reach into her car seat get her paci and say "Ohh is this what you wanted?" Followed by "We have some of these at home." Hag, I don't care if you have the same paci or kids. Don't touch my child or her paci.

People have some f**king nerve don't they?

 

[sweetpea8]

Dear OH
If you dare text me reminding me to buy COD MW3 again you will find it somewhere you would rather not!

 

[Lettuce]

Dear OH
If you dare text me reminding me to buy COD MW3 again you will find it somewhere you would rather not!

in the toaster?
Are you going to buy him it?

 

[sweetpea8]

After throwing his wedding ring into the garden and nearly loosing it I do feel a bit guilty so I'll pick it up for him (he can pay - I dont feel that guilty!!!) but I will be saving any COD time he has for extra long relaxing baths when I fancy it!!!

 

[Joda]

Bubba - I'm sorry for getting grumpy at you being fully awake at half 6 this morning. But thank you for falling asleep in your chair, instead of on my lap. You look so cute snoozing away in the swinging chair while still hugging your toy!
Also, sorry for the picture I'm about to take of you and put on Facebook

MiL - Seriously? Just... ugh.

 

[stardust599]

OH - I told you something was wrong with the car exhaust months ago and my Dad told me a hole needed welded before it got worse.

What do you do for a living? You are a WELDER.

But no, you sat on your lazy arse and ignored it telling me you'd get round to it so guess what happened yesterday?? The fucking hole has rusted so badly half of the exhaust has fallen off and now it's undriveable.

I tell you yesterday morning and that I'm taking it to the garage but you tell me you can fix it. Then change your mind last night which leaves me a day before work to get it sorted. You seem to be too lazy or incapable to phone round the garages checking if they have the part we need so I have done it for you, I have no idea what I'm asking for and have had men laughing at me on the phone all morning. And guess what? They don't have the f***ing part in stock so now I am stuck.

So now I have no car and I can't get to work and I don't have anywhere near work to stay either. I have no idea what to say to work tomorrow either.

Get it sorted. Do something about it!!!!!!!

 

[BabyBoo36]

Pud - please stop trying to drink the water in the pool at Water Babies, and sucking my nose/chin/hand/any other "sticky out bit". It may look cute, but I'm sure the other mummies think I haven't bothered to feed you!

Ironing - do yourself, I can't be arsed.....

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Awwww, Alex is sucking on everything just now and putting everything in his mouth. He cried when I took the bee off the jumperoo to wash cause he had it in his mouth all the time

 

[marina294]

OH - I told you something was wrong with the car exhaust months ago and my Dad told me a hole needed welded before it got worse.

What do you do for a living? You are a WELDER.

But no, you sat on your lazy arse and ignored it telling me you'd get round to it so guess what happened yesterday?? The fucking hole has rusted so badly half of the exhaust has fallen off and now it's undriveable.

I tell you yesterday morning and that I'm taking it to the garage but you tell me you can fix it. Then change your mind last night which leaves me a day before work to get it sorted. You seem to be too lazy or incapable to phone round the garages checking if they have the part we need so I have done it for you, I have no idea what I'm asking for and have had men laughing at me on the phone all morning. And guess what? They don't have the f***ing part in stock so now I am stuck.

So now I have no car and I can't get to work and I don't have anywhere near work to stay either. I have no idea what to say to work tomorrow either.

Get it sorted. Do something about it!!!!!!!

hey hun im a mechanic i hope they werent laughing at you an exhaust is made up of different sections when a customer tells us part of the exhaust has come off we ask them too pop it into us too look as 95% time it has damaged two parts of the exhaust when broken off.

also i dont know what part of the uk you are but we dont keep parts in stock we order them in from motor factors and depending on the part/car can usually get it done same day

to laugh at you for not knowing is ridiculous the exhaust is under the car for starters not easy to see which parts it needs.

 

[BabyBoo36]

Awwww, Alex is sucking on everything just now and putting everything in his mouth. He cried when I took the bee off the jumperoo to wash cause he had it in his mouth all the time

It was hilarious this morning - she launched herself at my face and started sucking my chin, going "nom nom nom nom....". The Dad next to me said "Bloody hell, she reminds me of a shark!" I kept going "I did feed her before, honestly!".....

 

[keeks1987]

8 week jabs I hate what you have done to my usually happy little boy.

 

[stardust599]

OH - I told you something was wrong with the car exhaust months ago and my Dad told me a hole needed welded before it got worse.

What do you do for a living? You are a WELDER.

But no, you sat on your lazy arse and ignored it telling me you'd get round to it so guess what happened yesterday?? The fucking hole has rusted so badly half of the exhaust has fallen off and now it's undriveable.

I tell you yesterday morning and that I'm taking it to the garage but you tell me you can fix it. Then change your mind last night which leaves me a day before work to get it sorted. You seem to be too lazy or incapable to phone round the garages checking if they have the part we need so I have done it for you, I have no idea what I'm asking for and have had men laughing at me on the phone all morning. And guess what? They don't have the f***ing part in stock so now I am stuck.

So now I have no car and I can't get to work and I don't have anywhere near work to stay either. I have no idea what to say to work tomorrow either.

Get it sorted. Do something about it!!!!!!!

hey hun im a mechanic i hope they werent laughing at you an exhaust is made up of different sections when a customer tells us part of the exhaust has come off we ask them too pop it into us too look as 95% time it has damaged two parts of the exhaust when broken off.

also i dont know what part of the uk you are but we dont keep parts in stock we order them in from motor factors and depending on the part/car can usually get it done same day

to laugh at you for not knowing is ridiculous the exhaust is under the car for starters not easy to see which parts it needs.

Yup, I could hear them laughing and giggling and they kept asking which parts I needed and questions about the exhaust system. I don't bloody know!!

OH tells me it's just the backbox of the exhaust needing replacing and he has temp fixed it on until I can get it replaced tomorrow. He's a welder (for fishing boats) and is also a qualified agricultural engineer and has also been a maintenance engineer for ferries, royal navy ships etc. so he is perfectly capable of fixing it himself! If it was his car it would have been fixed months ago when I first told him! And if any of his friends had asked for his help he'd have done it straight away too.

I have managed to find a garage willing to do it tomorrow but I have to drive it 45mins to work with a big rusty hole in the back box and sounding like a rally car. And then give up my lunch break while they fix it. Ahhhhhhh

 

[marina294]

oh they are a**holes for laughing !! i love wiping the smiles of there face when they find out im a mechanic i would refuse to use them. i get men that speak to me that have know idea where anything is on there cars that is our job as a mechanic to tell YOU whats wrong.

Anyway hope it gets sorted out you could just pretend you have a modified exhaust like a boyracer on the way to work

i know men are so lazy at sorting there own problems out even though they are more than capable.