Things I cannot say out loud....

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We still haven't actually got married, I dunno if its ever gonna happen :haha:

Dear OH: how can you not wake up when I vacuum under the bed?!

Dear vacuum: Why must you fall apart when I pick you up to move you? I don't know how to put you together again and the lounge still hasn't been vacuumed. :(
 
Alex, please finish this sleep regression soon. Mommy can't take it much longer :cry:

DH, ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If it's not your knees, it's your ribs and now it's your gums cause you had five teeth extracted. I'm damn glad you're at the doctor today.
 
Tmi!!

Dh- while I'm glad you've suddenly decided to find your libido could you put a lid on it, I'm used to once or twice a month, I'm knackered! I'm also slightly confused by the sudden change.
I think the waitress saw what you did in the restaurant last night when you "dropped your fork" too... :blush:
 
Happy anniversary! :) my parents anniversary is jennys birthday.
Loved the stories ladies! :haha:

Oooeerrr missus Tanya! ;)
 
To my neighbours - you are lovely people, we get on very well, and I appreciate that you buy Freya presents......BUT, if you don't stop that bloody dog of yours from yapping constantly when Freya's trying to sleep, I swear I'm going to ring the council.
 
dear Miss Boo, i am so glad your fever is gone. let's take a good nap now so Mama isn't a total zombie okay?

dear neighbor in the building with a Casio keyboard - i'm happy for you, that you've finally figured out how to sort of play a song (enjoy the silence by depeche mode, ironically) but please for the love of everything turn your volume the fuck down.
 
my building manager just got after me because my dryer was “too noisy”.

seriously?

seriously???

it had cloth diapers in it. with plastic poppers.

i’ve heard peoples’ dryers in there that sound like they’re laundering money (as in change) and me with my diapers, i’m the one that gets scolded???

not to mention that the entire building was being serenaded by someone butchering “enjoy the silence” (depeche mode) on their casio with the volume cranked to 11 all morning.

but no, me, with my diapers, i’m the one who gets scolded.

FUCK YOU.
 
BrokenfoREVer said:
Nats... I need to tell you that the new Maria pic is fantastic!!
Click to expand...

Thanks :)


To whomever it may concern (probably myself and OH): please please get Maria's passport sorted in time, its less than two weeks til the holiday!
 
Sil&sil How do you dare slag off the fact that the bin was full? I do all the ficking cleaning in this house even tho we agreed to share it, I spend half my life cleaning up after you two, since no one else seems to care, I know for a fact you wouldnt have said anything if you'd known I was stood behind you so what else are you slagging me off for?
I do your dishes every fucking day and clean all the shared areas, my baby has to use that bathroom and I cook his good in the kitchen, you might be happy to live in squalor but I
Will not let my child do that!!
 
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