Oh the poor baby
To OH: what the hell is wrong with you that you would leave a sharp knife in the side of Maria's toy box and then try and blame me for it because "I should have seen you put it there and taken it away"! But thank you for at least admitting (after a while) that you messed up big time.
Also I would have really appreciated a lie in and breakfast in bed on my birthday after being up all night with a teething baby (though thank you for being up with us) but no, you're fast asleep. So I ate my birthday chocolates for breakfast