Things I cannot say out loud....

[tanya]

Flynn goes to crèche for two hours a week while I do a course, he loves it! He gets really giddy when we park the car coz he already knows where we are going. I'm sure xavier will like it. Once you see that he's ok and happy you will settle too.

 

[Eliza_V]

I'm starting to think I'm not destined to have a pole.

To the eBay sellers I have encountered thus far: You all appear to be a few sandwiches short of a picnic. Only list something if that is the ACTUAL item. Don't list a 45mm pole as a 50mm. And don't list the old static and spinning top-loading Xpole as the new XPole XPert that's bottom-loading with X-Joints. You're all morons. That's TWO poles in as many weeks that I've wasted my time and money on!! I'm never going to get into shape and improve my mood if I can't practice and exercise more regularly!! But I can't afford to buy one new, so I'm stuck taking risks with you stupid lot again.

Rant over.

 

[tanya]

I'm starting to think I'm not destined to have a pole.

To the eBay sellers I have encountered thus far: You all appear to be a few sandwiches short of a picnic. Only list something if that is the ACTUAL item. Don't list a 45mm pole as a 50mm. And don't list the old static and spinning top-loading Xpole as the new XPole XPert that's bottom-loading with X-Joints. You're all morons. That's TWO poles in as many weeks that I've wasted my time and money on!! I'm never going to get into shape and improve my mood if I can't practice and exercise more regularly!! But I can't afford to buy one new, so I'm stuck taking risks with you stupid lot again.

Rant over.

If the item isn't what they said it was you can put a complaint in with eBay, they will usually offer you a refund and don't always want you to send the item back.

 

[Eliza_V]

I'm guessing they'd want it back given the price of it

 

[rainbowbaby2]

have you tried the likes of gumtree and preloved ??

 

[Eliza_V]

Yup!! There was one near me and it was gone by the time I rung them

 

[rainbowbaby2]

awwww keep looking people put on everyday xxx

 

[Ozzieshunni]

LETTUCE!!!!!!!!!! In two months our babies will be one!

 

[tanya]

You might still get your money back tho, it's worth a try.

 

[Eliza_V]

They've already said they'll take it back and send the money back Unfortunately, unlike the first one, they won't cover the cost of the postage

 

[BabyBoo36]

Christening done! Satan in law not present! Apart from MIL weeping and wailing that SIL should be there, it passed without incident. DH has told PIL some home truths about their beloved daughter.

MIL - your attitude has totally changed my opinion of you, which is a shame. We always got on well, but I'm beginning to see more and more where your daughter's attitude stems from. The way you treat your son is despicable - stand up for HIM for once. You will never know how much you've hurt him, and how much respect for you I've lost as a result.

 

[Lettuce]

LETTUCE!!!!!!!!!! In two months our babies will be one!

I know!!! It's terrifying... my baby girl...

 

[Lettuce]

Yay babyboo! but sorry about your MIL.

 

[BabyBoo36]

Thanks Lettuce. As DH told her, she either gets over it, or she doesn't. Her choice.

 

[Eliza_V]

Glad it all went (relatively) without a hitch, Babyboo!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Glad it went well and she didn't show up Babyboo

 

[divadexie]

Nana- I was actually quite annoyed and upset that you presumed to buy LO a birthday cake and set up a birthday tea when you knew MIL and PIL were coming over after work to my house for this- and then to have a go at me because I said no the kids are not having cake this close to tea time as they won't eat their tea?!
Also- LO CAN NOT EAT CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know you mean well but woman you need to THINK before you do stuff! She is MY daughter it is MY job to organise her birthday unless I ask! Also the cake was horrid :s (she took a huge slice out for herself and sent me home with it lol) and we had the cake I bought after tea.
Oh and also- she is TWO so why do you keep buying her things that are 3+?! I know you are supposed to supervise anyway but I have caught LO playing with a toy car with tiny wheels before that she bought her that was 3+ Grrrrrrr

And you wonder why I asked my friend to watch LO for when I am trying to build my dog walking business up its becase you do not listen to me.



OH- I am going to invite you parents over more often because it makes you help me tidy the house!!




these animal crackers taste like shit. but there is nothing else to eat thats sweet so I am eating them anyway




Oh also.... I had a crazy weird dream about my neighbour last night about him taking me for a drive in a fast car instead of goin home and his wife crying because the rabbits had died

 

[tanya]

Dh, not only am I pissed off that you decided to spend even more money on Thomas the tank engine shit, but I had told you before you left not to buy an more trains as he's not even old enough to play with them! So you come home with a thomas dumper train set, the trains go round and dump tiny little balls (coz he's not gonna swallow those is he? There slightly bigger than peas and chocolate colour! Arse) then the other trai comes and collects them etc, not only can Flynn not touch his new toy and must be held sat away from it do he doesn't choke/trash it he's absoloutely petrified of it!
Well done!
Now you're going to London for two days to do a training course for a job that you leave next week? Yeah you go stay in a smart hotel by yourself, I'll look after the baby, I'll try and manage to move the old sofa and set the new sofa up, while looking after the baby, I'll be here to accept the online shopping that your sister decided to add 24 2lt bottles of water to (we do have a tap you know?)
Last night you said "I'll try and call Flynn at bedtime to do the goodnight cow song (don't ask) but i'll probably be in the bar" with a hastily added "coz I've got training courses in the evening"
Bullshit!
And the fucking freezer is still broke! They might send a new one on Saturday or it might be two weeks, well fucking thanks Argos!

 

[rainbowbaby2]

well that sucks :-\ been going to a mothers group every wednesday morning for the past year at my LOs nursery but got a phone call this morning telling me the group is no longer avalible for me as they have new mums starting so my LO now no longer has a nursery place on a wednesday

 

[divadexie]

Dear Health Visitor- do not piss me off today or you will be getting shown the door and I shall let the muddy dogs jump on you!

FUCK why can you not wait until LO actual age to do her 2 year development SOGs test?? I wonder how many times I will have to correct them she is only 20.5months Grrrrr



Dear nana- the rats enjoyed the left over of the cake