Oh geez. Sometimes when I get bored, I venture to other parts of the board. I was checking out Labour and Birth, and there is a thread called "Funny/Embarassing labor stories" OMG. I should not be reading at work. I was laughing SO SO hard. Nice thread to read for a laugh and to pass the time.
Here's a story to keep you smiling!
Gas and Air had a perculiar effect on me. A case of 'Talking with no control'. I was very aware of what i was saying, but i couldn't stop myself from saying it!! It was the following...
"We have to put the flavour in the bubble gum"
"All the celebrities have fruit for faces"
Midwife-"You need to push
Me-"I cant"
Midwife-"Why not?"
Me-"I cant stop thinking about johnny depp"
Partner-"Oh thanks, that makes me feel really good about myself"
(And i wasn't thinking about johnny depp, so i really dont know why i said that!)
Also, after having Auron, being so tired with the long intence labour i passed out (i remember having him put on me and staring at him, next thing i knew it was 4hours later...) Anywho, the midwife came in and started talking to me, to be told by my partner that i was actually asleep as my eye's were partially open
Katrine- FX that stays away and you get your soon!
Brittney- I hope the provera works! It was my lucky charm hen I had a 60 day cycle.
Amanda- I am super jealous of your insurance too. I would stay where I had the best insurance too. I hope you guys figure something out and get your rainbow baby.
Morgan- Eeeek for gender reveal party! I say baby girl!
Sonia- I can't wait for you to post pics of your sticky bean. This is the one that stays and no more ectopic!
Marie- Booo! The needs to stay away!
STG- So glad you stopped in! We miss you around here. FX for you and much
Amelia- I am glad you had a great time with DH! Enjoy your move to Denver and I hope it brings you guys closer together
AFM- DH'S SCANS CAME BACK CLEAN! NO CANCER! The doctor also called for no more scans. It's only been 1 1/2 years since last chemo so I am a bit wary on that call. People usually get scans 3-5 years after last chemo. He basically said the bad starts to out weight the good because of the radiation they pump into DH, he could start developing side effects from it. If he starts having any kind of symptoms he will most certainly send him for a scan. I guess its a good thing, especially on our wallets, but the clean scans really put my mind at ease.
On the tww front, no signs, no nothing. I am 8dpo with nothing going on at all. Makes me sad and feel out. I am having hot flashes though which I guess could be a sign. I don't think I am going to test until I officially miss my period. That will have me testing on Sunday. If my temps stay high cd 12 and 13 I might test. I just don't want to see another
my favorite:
Here's a story to keep you smiling!
Gas and Air had a perculiar effect on me. A case of 'Talking with no control'. I was very aware of what i was saying, but i couldn't stop myself from saying it!! It was the following...
"We have to put the flavour in the bubble gum"
"All the celebrities have fruit for faces"
Midwife-"You need to push
Me-"I cant"
Midwife-"Why not?"
Me-"I cant stop thinking about johnny depp"
Partner-"Oh thanks, that makes me feel really good about myself"
(And i wasn't thinking about johnny depp, so i really dont know why i said that!)
Also, after having Auron, being so tired with the long intence labour i passed out (i remember having him put on me and staring at him, next thing i knew it was 4hours later...) Anywho, the midwife came in and started talking to me, to be told by my partner that i was actually asleep as my eye's were partially open :