True Friendship

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  1. Chris77

    Chris77 Mommy to PJ and Gavin

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    None of that Sissy Crap

    Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
    but never actually come close to reality?


    Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

    You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-

    Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

    1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

    4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.

    5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

    6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

    7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

    8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off.

    9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!

    Friendship is like peeing your pants,
    everyone can see it,
    but only you can feel the true warmth..
     

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