VENT THREAD! Things you WISH you could say..

[gamblesrh]

to my mother who comes over to see my oldest kid once a week: while you are here stay off of your damn phone and spend time with him, your phone is not more important then my child. also quit calling my 6 month old fat, she is a happy healthy baby girl and i couldn't be prouder of her the way she is growing, dont sit there and tell me my 3 year old is going to end up in jail just because he can find things to keep himself happy throughout the day and dont tell my to get an abortion just because i got pregnant so soon after having one it's not any of your business as to what my husband and i decide to do.

to my MIL: start treating me with respect, i may not be what you wanted for your son to marry/have kids with but im a hell of alot better then what your son has ever been with, quit talking shit about me behind my back because you can't say it to my face, realize that your other daughter in law is a whore and still screwing around on your son. Quit telling me to get my tubes tied, it's none of your business as to how many children i want to have and it wont be done until my doctor tells me other wise(so be prepared for more grandchildren). quit telling me when we need to have the children baptised it's not your decision when and how my children should be baptised. dont get mad because we have said that my 6 month old can't wear a 2 piece bathing suit at any point(not child should be able to until they are a teenager), stop trying to control everything that i feed my kids and family, stop trying to control my house hold you dont live here, quit getting mad because we have taken our tax return to buy the other baby stuff we know we wont be able to buy over time, stop trying to control our money that my husband works his ass off to make, dont tell me how things are going to be everyday i am over the age of 18 and you are not my mom.
(there is so much for my MIL it's not even funny)

to my husband's SIL: quit screwing around on your husband and keep your legs closed, start cleaning your house and being a mother to your kids they need you not the in laws raising them.

to my BIL: open your damn eyes and see what your whore of a wife is doing and how she's not taking care of your daughter the way she should be.

to my SIL: you may be a pediatric nurse practitioner but your not everything, and just because you and your family(minus my husband) are so damn close doesn't mean your know everything that goes on here.

to all of my in laws: start including me, my husband, and my children in things that you do.

to my husband: start helping me in the house, we are about to have 4 kids in here and i can't clean and cook all this crap in this house on my own, quit playing on facebook games all the time and start helping me, i am really and truly about to leave you.

to my wonderful children: thank you for not driving me crazy everyday. i love all of you so much and honestly can't wait to see what you do with your life.

 

[hastbury]

These are all brilliant, in many different ways...

Mine perhaps aren't as critical but simply:

To most people: NO I don't have any cravings! Wipe that look of disappointment off your face that I do not desire any Coal with my Salad!

And secondly...

So my bump is all up front and making me look perhaps a bit further on than I am in my pregnancy...but do you really think that commenting to the tune of 'that's going to be a whopper/thats going to hurt/that's going to be a tough labour' is helping?? Are we really going to stand there and both think about my vagina and how much it needs to stretch? REALLY?

This is great! x

 

[leahsbabybump]

love this thread
i allways get really mad with people when im out and about for silly little things i usually text my OH to unload but he drives for a living so can never really sympathise with me so hear i go there are a great few rants from me ill tell ya lol

to the woman on the bus :-
"no i wont stand up so you can park you shopping trolley in the pram bay im sat hear with my daughter who funnily enough is in her pram what the bay was designed for doesnt matter how many times you tut at me i will not change my mind!!!!!!! If you cant manage on the bus with your darn shopping then wait till you can get help with it or a lift or something dont expect me to have to struggle cos you bought too much s*** while you was out!!!!!"

to the other woman on the same bus journey:-
"you have just sat on the end of my pram with your huge fat arse (she squuzed on the seat behind my pram and bubs was laid down ) you missed my babies head by about 1cm b**** move now!!!!" (the material on the pram nearly actually ripped cos of the pressure she put on it when she sat on it)

To the woman on a bus yet again believe it or not differant journey though:-
"your child is not even sat in the freeking pram in pram bay so why dont you just fold it down so i can park my baby there your child is perfectly old enough to sit on a normal seat with you till you reach your destination i have a small baby in my pram!!!" luckily enough i could just squeeze in but was very awkward

to all the aresewholes who park in the child bays with no children in the car:-
"move your car this bays are actually hear so i can safely get my children in and out of the car and onto a curb and into the shops safely wthout having to cross the roads which people zoom about round like its a race track not for your brand new freaking merceded/bmw/audi what ever the hell you are driving" lol

and to all the rude people who say to me:-
"your not old enough to have 3 children" "wtf has it got to do with you i live with my partner he works he supports us i used ot work before pregnancy number 3 we pay our way we arent affecting your life in anyway we love our children soooooo get the hell over it you rude ass person"

sometimes i could really swear at people soooo much especially when im having a bad hormonal day lol

 

[leahsbabybump]

just realised mine arent really pregnancy specific but hey ho i still feel better for the rant lol and keeps my OH ears from getting a chewing lol

and my gosh i feel sorry for the lady who is struggling with a stinky work mate perhaps buy her a wash bag with soaps for x-mas no excuse then lol

 

[leahsbabybump]

to my mother who comes over to see my oldest kid once a week: while you are here stay off of your damn phone and spend time with him, your phone is not more important then my child. also quit calling my 6 month old fat, she is a happy healthy baby girl and i couldn't be prouder of her the way she is growing, dont sit there and tell me my 3 year old is going to end up in jail just because he can find things to keep himself happy throughout the day and dont tell my to get an abortion just because i got pregnant so soon after having one it's not any of your business as to what my husband and i decide to do.

to my MIL: start treating me with respect, i may not be what you wanted for your son to marry/have kids with but im a hell of alot better then what your son has ever been with, quit talking shit about me behind my back because you can't say it to my face, realize that your other daughter in law is a whore and still screwing around on your son. Quit telling me to get my tubes tied, it's none of your business as to how many children i want to have and it wont be done until my doctor tells me other wise(so be prepared for more grandchildren). quit telling me when we need to have the children baptised it's not your decision when and how my children should be baptised. dont get mad because we have said that my 6 month old can't wear a 2 piece bathing suit at any point(not child should be able to until they are a teenager), stop trying to control everything that i feed my kids and family, stop trying to control my house hold you dont live here, quit getting mad because we have taken our tax return to buy the other baby stuff we know we wont be able to buy over time, stop trying to control our money that my husband works his ass off to make, dont tell me how things are going to be everyday i am over the age of 18 and you are not my mom.
(there is so much for my MIL it's not even funny)

to my husband's SIL: quit screwing around on your husband and keep your legs closed, start cleaning your house and being a mother to your kids they need you not the in laws raising them.

to my BIL: open your damn eyes and see what your whore of a wife is doing and how she's not taking care of your daughter the way she should be.

to my SIL: you may be a pediatric nurse practitioner but your not everything, and just because you and your family(minus my husband) are so damn close doesn't mean your know everything that goes on here.

to all of my in laws: start including me, my husband, and my children in things that you do.

to my husband: start helping me in the house, we are about to have 4 kids in here and i can't clean and cook all this crap in this house on my own, quit playing on facebook games all the time and start helping me, i am really and truly about to leave you.

to my wonderful children: thank you for not driving me crazy everyday. i love all of you so much and honestly can't wait to see what you do with your life.

sounds like your better off without um hun

 

[gamblesrh]

to my mother who comes over to see my oldest kid once a week: while you are here stay off of your damn phone and spend time with him, your phone is not more important then my child. also quit calling my 6 month old fat, she is a happy healthy baby girl and i couldn't be prouder of her the way she is growing, dont sit there and tell me my 3 year old is going to end up in jail just because he can find things to keep himself happy throughout the day and dont tell my to get an abortion just because i got pregnant so soon after having one it's not any of your business as to what my husband and i decide to do.

to my MIL: start treating me with respect, i may not be what you wanted for your son to marry/have kids with but im a hell of alot better then what your son has ever been with, quit talking shit about me behind my back because you can't say it to my face, realize that your other daughter in law is a whore and still screwing around on your son. Quit telling me to get my tubes tied, it's none of your business as to how many children i want to have and it wont be done until my doctor tells me other wise(so be prepared for more grandchildren). quit telling me when we need to have the children baptised it's not your decision when and how my children should be baptised. dont get mad because we have said that my 6 month old can't wear a 2 piece bathing suit at any point(not child should be able to until they are a teenager), stop trying to control everything that i feed my kids and family, stop trying to control my house hold you dont live here, quit getting mad because we have taken our tax return to buy the other baby stuff we know we wont be able to buy over time, stop trying to control our money that my husband works his ass off to make, dont tell me how things are going to be everyday i am over the age of 18 and you are not my mom.
(there is so much for my MIL it's not even funny)

to my husband's SIL: quit screwing around on your husband and keep your legs closed, start cleaning your house and being a mother to your kids they need you not the in laws raising them.

to my BIL: open your damn eyes and see what your whore of a wife is doing and how she's not taking care of your daughter the way she should be.

to my SIL: you may be a pediatric nurse practitioner but your not everything, and just because you and your family(minus my husband) are so damn close doesn't mean your know everything that goes on here.

to all of my in laws: start including me, my husband, and my children in things that you do.

to my husband: start helping me in the house, we are about to have 4 kids in here and i can't clean and cook all this crap in this house on my own, quit playing on facebook games all the time and start helping me, i am really and truly about to leave you.

to my wonderful children: thank you for not driving me crazy everyday. i love all of you so much and honestly can't wait to see what you do with your life.

sounds like your better off without um hun

more then you can think

 

[gamblesrh]

to my mother: you are here right now and im trying to eat you couldn't get your ass up and feed my 6 month old so that i could finish eating, im not just eating for myself i am trying to feed an unborn grandchild of yours

 

[MomOf3Kiddos]

Ohhhh yes!!
To all the people who look at me like I am crazy for having 3 already.... FUCK OFF!!!! I love my kids and even though this one was not planned I am happy!

To my family ( yes almost everyone in it )
No we don't have a lot of money, but we are trying, and we are a family and we are happy! My kids eat everyday they are clean, they are smart and just fine thank you!

No they dont just fall out now.

And no I will NOT get rid of my dog, he is sweet and smart and deals just fine with the kids big and small he does not make more "work" for me he is like family so stop with all the advice.

 

[fidgets mammy]

Ohhhh yes!!
To all the people who look at me like I am crazy for having 3 already.... FUCK OFF!!!! I love my kids and even though this one was not planned I am happy!

To my family ( yes almost everyone in it )
No we don't have a lot of money, but we are trying, and we are a family and we are happy! My kids eat everyday they are clean, they are smart and just fine thank you!

No they dont just fall out now.

And no I will NOT get rid of my dog, he is sweet and smart and deals just fine with the kids big and small he does not make more "work" for me he is like family so stop with all the advice.

Ooh love it!!! This may be long!!!!

To rude people:
My twins are not double trouble they're a double blessing,
Yes I know I'm big for 19wks what do u expect for twins.
No I am not a poor *******, yr a rude one.
Yes I Will afford them as I have to.
What the fuck has it got to do with you?

To the mil:
I absolutely cannot stand you!!! Yr a rude, ignorant, shit mother and even worse nanna, I only tolerate u because of my husband, even he hates you!! Try showing an interest in yr grandsons life!! He's 5 for fuck safe and you've never even took him for a walk, babysat or spent longer than half an Jr with him.
I can't beat to look at you as I want to rip yr head off.
If these babies are girls, which I'm sure you'd prefer you'll see them no more than you see Finn.
Keep yr advice about dogs to yrself, urs looks like a shaven fat sheep.
By the way um due in aug but twins are coming July, thanks for asking.
Go on a fucking diet before you get stuck in that seat!!

Ah that's better!!

 

[MomOf3Kiddos]

LOVE IT!!!
I want to make a shirt that says We do the best we can and we are happy...whats your excuse?

 

[LisaL79]

Oh... I've become a pretty bitchy person since getting pregnant. I can hold my tongue but damn is it hard.


To DH's uncle & aunt-
Stop acting like everyone is against your dumba--es!! Not everyone is out to get you, not everyone is out to make you look bad!!! You make yourselves look stupid just fine on your own.
Stop ruining family get togethers because all you want to do is start drama!!!

To DH's other aunt-
Would you please just STFU every once in a while??? And whatever happened to inside voice? The people across the damn store or restaraunt should not be able to CLEARLY hear what our conversation is about!
And how about you actually learn how to handle a baby? You brag about how you helped raise DH and his 2 sisters, yet you shake and swing my poor niece to the point to where she pukes.
And NO YOU are NOT invited to my gender scan so stop F-ing asking and commenting on it!!!!

To DH's MiL-
You too.... NO, YOU ARE NOT invited to my gender scan so stop F-ing asking and commenting about it trying to guilt trip your way in!!! It's not gonna F-ing work!
And, when the baby is born, you BETTER call before you come over because all hell will break loose if you show up, ring the doorbell, get our dogs to bark like crazy and they wake up the baby!
Also, don't even think to stay more than an hour. I am NOT your bio daughter. I do not want you hanging out at my house all damn day, hogging my child!

To my brother-
Would you stop being a complete dumba--?? How many times do I have to tell you, that part of my stomach you're poking is FAT. I'm the one that is pregnant and can feel where my baby is (finally). I KNOW what is and isn't the actual baby bump so stop poking it and saying that it is!!
And yes, we are cloth diapering! Don't frickin snicker and say it won't last just b/c YOU were too lazy to do it.
How about taking care of your own daughters huh? How about sending them out of the house CLEAN for once instead of with black gunk under their nails ALL the time. Or how about just brushing their hair or making sure they don't smell like an ashtray when they walk out??

To my BiL-
Just shut up already!!! Everyone including your wife thinks you are a MORON. Seriously, you're a nice guy, but just SHUT THE HELL UP. You do not need to have some bullsh-t story about every GD topic that comes up in conversation!

To my dad-
PLEASE do NOT come to visit when the baby is born. I am too nice to tell you this to your face, but I do NOT ever want to see you again as long as you're living.




I have more but think I've written enough lol

 

[Jeege]

Oh love this!!!
Hormones: Fuck off, I dont like crying at absolutely everything, especially not when talking to school principal and trying to remain fierce about an issue with my DS


Other people/specialists: Yes I have a daughter with aspergers, no its not easy.. I am quite aware that the change will be big for her, she cant wait to meet her new bro/sis

OH's mother: Say "God Love You" one more time when you see me and I'll scream. Yes I am quite big for 6 months but the backache does tend to exaggerate the waddle.

Work people: Shut up!! I do more in 3 days then others do in a week but they are soooo busy

Anyone with any annoying habits like coughing, sniffing repeatitively etc. Please go and die. I have sensory issues, pregnancy has not helped them, you are in danger

OH: When I look longingly at a pic of a mutual Facebook friend eating an easter egg, this is a hint, take it!

*Exhales
Ahh that feel good

 

[cassarita]

to the lady I work with: SHUT THE F*CK UP YOU ANNOYING C*NT!! You are not my boss. You do NOT know more than me we started at the same time. Just because you are a old hag doesn't make you superior to me!

To my "friend" I DON'T GIVE A F*CK that you want me to have a boy. It will not be "sh*tty" if I have a girl. It's not the end of the world. I am not going to be so f*cked with 2 kids. I wanted another one I will be fine. Unlike you I can handle being a parent and don't need to have 3 abortions because I can't keep my legs closed or take my birthcontrol properly with every new guy. You are an idiot and I hate that you are texting me once in awhile to see if I found out the babies sex. It's too early. I have told you 16 times. Yes I still think it's a girl. f*CK YOU.

To my mom:
I really am sick. I really did stay up all night puking and sh*tting and pissing my pants. You don't need to scoff at me when I stay at home from work. Secondly I am tired every moment of the day. So f*ck you if you don't believe and just think I'm being lazy.

 

[Jeege]

Ooo Ooo, just thought of another 2

Bladder: Have some control.. Please!!

Physiotherapist "helping" with my back: Telling me "Only go up your stairs once per day, aim to bring down everything you will need for the day in the morning" ....PAH HAAA HAA .. Guess who obviously doesn't have kids!!!!

 

[DrakensMom]

Dear MIL, Don't you DARE ask to borrow $800 hile i'm pregnant with this child and not pay it back Again, because your days of borrowing money are Over.
If you can't afford to shop at expensive brand name stores And pay your mortgage then don't. And how dare you laugh in mine and my mothers face when we mention we shop at winners. I shop where i can afford and every once in a while, yes i like to spend some money on myself... When i can afford it!
Don't hate me because i'm the bitch that is stopping your son from giving you money. Oh and don't think we're going to support you in 2 years time because you think you can retire early then just rely on us. You are a joke! NEVER try to take my son from me when he bonked his head and is crying. He doesn't want you, he wants mom or dad!
And maybe you could pretend to act a little happy that we are having another grand child. Oh wait, children cost money, so that's money that you for some reason think we'd give to you time and time again! Thank god your mother raised these boys because holy crap you can hardly take care of yourself! And just because you spent money on these boys when they were growing up doesn't mean in ANY way that they owe you. You support your children, your children don't support you!

Dear FIL, STOP shoving your damn camera directly in my child's face to take a picture, i'm surprised he's not blind from the flash, you know there's a thing called "zoom in" right?

 

[Jadeblue18]

To the general public on buses..

STOP coughing and sneezing in my face and give me a f**king seat, I'm pregnant!!! Yes, I don't look it but if I'm on the phone or with someone on the bus, I mention it and you people pretend not to hear what I'm loudly saying about the fact that I'm pregnant. Grrrrrrrr!!!

I can't wait to start showing, people will HAVE to get off their arses and let me have a seat Mwah hah ha ha ha ha ha! lol

 

[leahsbabybump]

To the general public on buses..

STOP coughing and sneezing in my face and give me a f**king seat, I'm pregnant!!! Yes, I don't look it but if I'm on the phone or with someone on the bus, I mention it and you people pretend not to hear what I'm loudly saying about the fact that I'm pregnant. Grrrrrrrr!!!

I can't wait to start showing, people will HAVE to get off their arses and let me have a seat Mwah hah ha ha ha ha ha! lol

they still never move trust me i once nearly fell over on the bus 30 weeks pregs no one gave a shit grrrrrrr

 

[Jadeblue18]

To the general public on buses..

STOP coughing and sneezing in my face and give me a f**king seat, I'm pregnant!!! Yes, I don't look it but if I'm on the phone or with someone on the bus, I mention it and you people pretend not to hear what I'm loudly saying about the fact that I'm pregnant. Grrrrrrrr!!!

I can't wait to start showing, people will HAVE to get off their arses and let me have a seat Mwah hah ha ha ha ha ha! lol

they still never move trust me i once nearly fell over on the bus 30 weeks pregs no one gave a shit grrrrrrr

That's horrible!

I'll loudly tell em to get the f*** up lol. I can't believe how rude some people are. It really shits me!

 

[leahsbabybump]

To the general public on buses..

STOP coughing and sneezing in my face and give me a f**king seat, I'm pregnant!!! Yes, I don't look it but if I'm on the phone or with someone on the bus, I mention it and you people pretend not to hear what I'm loudly saying about the fact that I'm pregnant. Grrrrrrrr!!!

I can't wait to start showing, people will HAVE to get off their arses and let me have a seat Mwah hah ha ha ha ha ha! lol

they still never move trust me i once nearly fell over on the bus 30 weeks pregs no one gave a shit grrrrrrr

That's horrible!

I'll loudly tell em to get the f*** up lol. I can't believe how rude some people are. It really shits me!

my OH is a bus driver he sees it all an old lady once refused to move out the pram bay so a lady could park her pram there with a newborn in it the bus was half emty including the next seat back he asked her politly if she could posibly move back a seat and she just said no the bitch

 

[Jadeblue18]

To the general public on buses..

STOP coughing and sneezing in my face and give me a f**king seat, I'm pregnant!!! Yes, I don't look it but if I'm on the phone or with someone on the bus, I mention it and you people pretend not to hear what I'm loudly saying about the fact that I'm pregnant. Grrrrrrrr!!!

I can't wait to start showing, people will HAVE to get off their arses and let me have a seat Mwah hah ha ha ha ha ha! lol

they still never move trust me i once nearly fell over on the bus 30 weeks pregs no one gave a shit grrrrrrr

That's horrible!

I'll loudly tell em to get the f*** up lol. I can't believe how rude some people are. It really shits me!

my OH is a bus driver he sees it all an old lady once refused to move out the pram bay so a lady could park her pram there with a newborn in it the bus was half emty including the next seat back he asked her politly if she could posibly move back a seat and she just said no the bitch

Old people think that because they are well..old lol that they can have whatever they want. I saw 2 old ladies fight over one seat on the bus. I was with my husband at the time and the bus was 3 quarters empty! Those old ladies had a choice from about 5 'disabled people's' seats and they were fighting over one!!!

I used to drive public buses last year and everytime someone clearly needed a seat, I would tell the young little shits to get off. There was also a rule at work that old people trump pregnant women. I did NOT agree with that at all. There's a new life growing inside a human.... my boss said that so what? An old person has years of knowledge. God that shit me! I'm like yeah well unless the old person is excessively crippled, I'll be giving priority to pregnant women. a lot of old people I see are fit enough..just lazy!